Math
4*9
36
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
How many oceans are there on the earth
5
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
Because her students were so bright!
120*6
720
Who was the smartest pig?
Ein-swine
He couldn't put it down.
The Pacific Ocean
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
9*5
45
Why did the cloud date the frog?
Because he was so down earth.
The Atlantic and Pacific Oceans are connected by which man-made waterway?
The Panama Canal
What has four wheels and flies
A garbage truck
2*1
2
How could you tell if someone is a chemist or a plumber?
See how they pronounce unionized
What is the largest sea turtle in the world?
The leather-back sea turtle
Why did two fours skip dinner
Because they were already 8
6*9
54
What is the least interested chemical element?
Bohrium
Which marine creature can regenerate body parts?
The sea star (or starfish)
What is the king of the whole school
The ruler