I am your country’s national bird
Bald Eagle
Lying is my favorite...I first started lying in Genesis 3
Snake
I usually have 8 eyes, I could have less, but they always have to be an even number
Spider
My fur may be white but my skin is black
Polar Bear
I’m so popular, I’m the mascot for not just 1 but 2 colleges
Bulldogs (MSU/GEORGIA) OR Tigers (Auburn/LSU)
I like to eat, eat, eat… bamboo… all day long
Panda
I swallowed up Jonah
Whale/Big Fish
I have 5 eyes… and as a bonus, I love the springtime
Bees
I love to explore. So much so that there are signs to watch out for me as you drive
Deer
I’ve got long tusks
Arkansas Razorbacks (Automatic win if you say Wheaton Thunder, as represented by Tor the Mastadon)
I was the BIGGEST shark that has ever existed
Magalodon
God actually let me speak like a human
Donkey
I have 5 eyes, I won’t hurt you, and I love jumping
Grasshopper
We like to hold hands with our family and friends as we sleep so we don’t float away from each other
Sea Otters
I was replaced by Tony the Landshark in 2010
Rebel the Black Bear (Ole Miss)
I love the cold and I am a flightless bird
Penguin
We don't get along now, but in the new heavens and new earth we will be besties
Lion and Lamb
You may not believe this… but I have 12,000 eyes
Butterfly
You’re going to want to make sure if you are camping, you have no scraps of food left before you go to bed, or I’m going to try and find some grub
Bear
I am massive and a winner
Alabama Crimson Tide (Elephants)
I’m one of the main characters in Ice Age and I’m really sad to not be living anymore
Mammoth
Me and all my friends came to Egypt to devour all their vegetation
Locusts
I have 100 eyes and am often found in your favorite seafood restaurant
Scallops
I am SUPER heavy (550 pounds to be exact) but it doesn’t really make sense for how long I am
Anaconda
I am lurking all over their swamps so it makes sense I would be their mascot
Florida Gators