Jokes
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer
One species of jellyfish is immortal.
True-or-false?
True!
It can revert back to its child state after becoming a certain old age, and therefore never dies.
ardavrk
A-a-r-d-v-a-r-k
I bite people and animals if they try to hurt me. My poison goes through my teeth and into their skin. I'm deadly. I like in arizona.
Diamond-Back Rattlesnake
Goats
1 billion (1,000,000,000!)
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a sty-scraper
A snail never sleeps.
True-or-False?
False!
A snail can sleep up to 3 years at a time!
babaruthsa
Babirusa
I blend in with the sand, dirt, rocks, and anything you can find in the Arizona desert. I have a very hardback and can hide in myself.
Turtle
Dog
900 million (900,000,000)
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
an udder failure
For every human on the earth, there are 1 million ants.
True-Or-False?
True!
Ants are the highest population of any animal or insect on the planet!
snegle
schneagle
I have little fangs and hairs I can shoot but barely use them. I can crawl into small spaces and only have 8 legs.
Tarantula
Lion
20,000
what do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
AN octopus is like us, they only have one heart.
True-Or-False?
False!
Octopiy has 3 hearts!
Trky
Torky
I have big horns and climb mountains.
Mountain goat
Deer
25 million (25,000,000)
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
Odor in the court!
Wild dolphins have names and call each other by them.
True-Or-False?
True!
Dolphins are one of the smarting existing animals on the planet next to us humans!
wldeebest
Wildebeast
I have sharp teeth and fast legs. I travel in packs.
Wolf
ants
10 billion billions! (10,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000...!)