Disney, but make it worse
A teenage girl escapes her mother's house with a wanted criminal
Tangled
A cowboy experiences a career crisis after being replaced asa best friend
Toy Story
A woman believes animal cruelty is a reasonable approach to fashion design.
Cruella de Vil
An ignored advisor spends most of his working hours trying to prevent his employer's teenage daughter from making terrible romantic decisions.
Sebastian
An entire family insists they don't discuss a relative ,but spends five minutes doing exactly that.
We Don't Talk About Bruno - Encanto
A recently terminated government employee attempts to assassinate her former boss
The Emperor's New Groove
A single father travels with a dementia patient because his son disobeyed one very simple instruction.
Finding Nemo
A advisor murders his employer, frames a child, and appoints a pack of unqualified employees to manage the kingdom.
Scar
A new born indivuial has an unhealthy obsession with experiencing the one season guaranteed to kill him.
Olaf
An elderly woman uses made-up words to transform household pests and vegetables into a luxury transportation service.
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo - Cinderella
An unqualified military advisor commits identity fraud and nearly causes an international incident.
Mulan
A major energy corporation discovers that its entire business mode is based off child labor.
Monsters, Inc.
A daycare administrator establishes a dictatorship, assigns new employees to hazardous working conditions, and violently suppresses resignation attempts.
Lotso — Toy Story 3
A kind hearted indivuial with no formal qualifications accepts a position overseeing the moral development of a child who repeatedly ignores every piece of advice he offers.
Jiminy Cricket
An older male encourages a child to abandon all responsibilities and survive entirely on free groceries.
The Bare Necessities - The Jungle Book
Five women provide an unsolicited musical performance reviewing the career of a greek man
Hercules
A restaurant receives a five-star review despite the head chef being a major health code violation.
Ratatouille
A respected public official secretly attempts to eliminate an entire population while using his position in the justice system to avoid investigation.
Judge Claude Frollo — The Hunchback of Notre Dame
A tiny criminal accomplice helps a wanted fugitive impersonate a respectable citizen while pursuing a suspiciously wealthy young woman.
Abu
A group of jazz musicians insists that superior musical talent is directly determined by ones species.
Everybody Wants to Be a Cat - The Aristocats
No capes!
The Incredibles
Two brothers attempt to resurrect their deceased father but only manage to recover the lower half of his body.
Onward
A former government employee handles his termination by launching a decades-long harassment campaign against his old boss's family.
Rasputin- Anastasia
An government employee becomes so fascinated with an endangered species of mosquitoes that he abandons his original assignment and starts a new life in Hawaii.
Pleakley
A homeless New Yorker explains why having absolutely no financial security is actually a personality trait to a orphan.
Why Should I Worry? - Oliver & Company