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The food offered to starving Sheridan students by our goat Gino
What are (garlic) bites?
A soft spoken furry
Who is Enzo Avolio?
A large group of dirty, vertically challenged men let the girl they were all attracted to get poisoned by a homeless lady
What is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
The party in which Jaxon Zhang broke his clavicle
What is the Christmas Party?
Without tax, the price of medium, “deluxe” iced Capp at Tim Hortons
What is $4.69?
A professor who recently became a grandfather
Who is Tony Tarantini?
Frightening amounts of sexual tension is displayed in a kids movie between a walking orange thirst trap and a grey go-getter girl. A blue one-toothed guy is also here
What is Zootopia 2?
The party where El, Rarity, the Scooby doo gang and many others partook in emptying the alcohol sink
The exact toppings included when you ask for “the Works” on a Harvey’s burger
What is lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions and Harv sauce?
A professor who has described himself as a desert predator and a fluffy livestock mammal
Who is Jason Groh?
Bullied incel hurts an animal for attention but then they become friends with it and they reject society for awesome music and flying around
What is How to Train Your Dragon?
The party in which an RA was told that we were not aware of a dorm guest limit…
What is Cocktails and Karaoke?
The fruit worn commonly by our good friend in animation, and which continues to fascinate Jason Groh
What is a strawberry?
This professor loves sleep and his accent, and hates his job and his ex-wife
Who is Florian Jacot?
Tone deaf child gets bullied for having another talent in the South Pole, but also gets laid. Autism metaphor.
What is Happy Feet?
The first gathering organized in Aghh
What is the Saloon Party?
Delicious, warm beverage that normally does not include the following ingredients: mono, laundry detergent, rust, and a stinky green garbage aura
What is hot chocolate?
Children’s book illustrator and animal fiend, this professor loves powerful female fox girls on motorcycles
Who is Mark Thurman?
Dumb child wishes for his father’s death (accidentally) and his (verbally) abusive uncle makes it happen. After eating a lot of bugs and becoming a stoner (probably) he comes back to kill his uncle (indirectly)
What is the Lion King?
The ingredients of a “Charlotte Special”
What is vodka, Smirnoff Ice and lime juice?