Fart queen Jill
Burpanator Jay
Yimyulie log parents
"Don't Tell Mom" chronicles
Family we tolerate
100

What is Jill's favorite color?

light teal


100

What is Jayme's go-to excuse for being late

What is ADHD

100

Where was Dad and Mom's first date?

Anthony's in Edmonds

100

True/False: Jayme filled your vodka bottle with water in 2019

True

100

What year did Grammie get her tattoo?

2014

200

What is Jill's favorite feature on herself (physical)?

bazel eyes

200

What does Jayme have tattooed on herself

Angel wings and mountains 
200

How many. months did Dad and Mom date before they got engaged?

Seven Months

200

This is something Jayme spilled in 2022 on the carpet downstairs

Red Wine

200

What college did Auntie Darcie graduate from?

Pacific Lutheran University

300

What is Jill's greatest irrational fear?

Stranded in the middle of the ocean

300

What was Jayme's first legally purchased alcohol

What is Pink Whitney and Fireball
300

How many months did it take Dad to call Mom after they first met?

Three

300

Something Jayme gave Kaare Nye when she was 14 in Hawaii

An alcoholic PiƱa Colada

300

What year did Mia drink alcohol for the first time?

2020

400

What is Jill's first vivid memory?

4th birthday (Dora theme party)

400

How many pairs of underwear of Jayme's did Jake eat

Twelve pairs

400

What was the nickname that Dad gave Mom the first night that they met?

Sarge

400

Something Jill did once when she said she was hanging out with Sophie 

went on a date

400

Nana Schmidtke had how many siblings?

Twelve

500

What is Jill's biggest regret?

Quitting piano cause dad is disappointed in me

500

What is Jayme's favorite restaurant to get when she is home for the holidays

What is Spiros

500

How many bridesmaids and groomsmen did Dad and I each have in our wedding party?

Six

500

What Anna Sargent did to Jayme on her Spring Break (hint: it's bad but she's okay)

Drugged her with cocaine

500

Dad's Uncle Johnny was apart of a well-known, national organization.  What organization was it?

The mafia.

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