STL TV Ads
All Hail this reigning queen of carpets!
Becky
Hey list mastah, please come name Marty’s summer 2019 musical.
Freaky Friday
This body part extends from the groin down to the ankle.
Leg
Louisa, Eleanor, and Jane’s first interaction with the ocean was on this Californian beach.
Venice Beach
They were St. Louis’s NFL team from 1960-1987.
The Cardinals.
Mike and Elaine had their first date at this STL standby.
Blueberry Hill
This regional health center implores you to not “suffer in silence.”
Midwest (Missouri) Hemorrhoid Treatment Center
I think we all know who drank the “BOURBON!!” On set of this Shrewsbury community theater masterpiece…
Cinderella
This term describes a person’s sense of self-esteem or self importance
Ego
Louisa got food poisoning from this item at Disneyworld.
Tuna Melt.
This folk singer is known for songs like Paradise and In Spite of Ourselves.
John Prine
Mike and Elaine, along with Andy, carpooled to this Clayton pre-school.
Central Presbyterian.
A clothed member of this avian species exclaims “Cheap Cheap Fun Fun” while urging you to purchase goods from his employer.
Dirt Cheap Chicken.
We mop, we chop, we drop, we hop, but no matter what we do, we can’t frickin top this musical El did at the J.
Aesop’s Fable
Call up this college administrator’s office if you are having trouble creating a schedule.
Registrar
Lou and mom traveled to this city for a Kamaji Bat Mitzvah-sorry again Jane.
Miami
This describes the cooking method wherein a food item is briefly submerged in boiling water before being placed on ice.
Blanching.
Mike and Elaine were kinda-sorta engaged at this quick service stl salad chain.
Crazy Bowls and Wraps
This superstore promised “the highest technology, at the lowest price” before commanding viewers to “Turn it on!”
Goedecker’s Superstore
El was a legal scholar while Louisa played a villain in the Kamaji production of this musical.
Seusical
As an adjective, this describes an action that is not authorized by law, or can refer to the offspring of non-married parents.
Illegitimate
A friend of Jeanne’s, this woman was the proprietor of the home we rented in Viequis, Puerto Rico.
Elvira
Mike’s close personal friend Randy Quaid was born and raised in this southern state.
Texas.
Mike really wanted this brass band to play at his wedding, and he still brings it up.
Swing Set
More of a radio ad, but “There’s no other store like” this business, which is somehow still operating.
Foreshaw
“We get Swirlies, and donuts from hurts, life hurts!” Belted Louisa as she took the stage in this Robin Hood-themed musical with a topical 1960’s flair.
Nottingham
As a verb, this term describes the act of ignoring something.
We all stayed at this resort in Scottsdale, which famously played Nordstrom music around the pool.
Mountain Shadows
Ernest Hemingway married this number of women during his lifetime; all but one were from St. Louis.
4
Mike and Elaine were confirmed at Temple Emanuel in this year.
1984