Embarrassing Hannah Stories
Hannah was scared of this specific figurine in Aunt Ang's house and would not sleep there unless it was hidden.
What is the California Raisin Man?
We were on vacation in this state when Maddie's stitches had to be removed.
What is Florida?
It is expected that this family member will fart at least once during a get together.
Who is Gramma?
Penny's favorite Christmas movie.
What is "White Christmas"?
Hannah used to think that these were strategically placed to pump from the Earth.
What are gas stations?
Penny was pulled over by a resource officer on the way to Marshall for this reason.
Hint: Football game and Gramma.
What is a possible DV situation?
Maddie refers to this friend of Hannah's as "the boy."
Who is Hunter?
This is Gramma's favorite Christmas song.
What is "Silver Bells"?
Hannah listened to this song for 24 hours straight.
What is "Father Figure" by George Michael
In this city, Penny told Gramma to "shut up" while she was trying to get through traffic.
Hint: "Pen, watch."
What is New York City?
This is usually said by Aunt Ang if someone of incredibly old age dies.
What is "they better do an autopsy"?
This is Maddie's favorite Christmas movie.
What is "Arthur Christmas"?
It took Hannah how long to cut an onion the night before Thanksgiving 2025.
What is one hour?
Hannah almost ACCIDENTALLY drowned Penny on one of these.
What is a jet-ski?
Penny received this one Christmas when she was younger and had to keep a straight face even though it was so hideous.
What is the rose sweater?
What is Jim-Jim's favorite Christmas movie?
What is "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"?
Hannah thought she was this mythical creature when she was in elementary school because she had a small birthmark on her calf
What is a werewolf?
We were in this state when Hannah had to attempt sleep in the bathtub to escape Penny's snoring.
What is Ohio?
Hannah and Penny refer to each other as these long nicknames.
What is "why am i old?" and "why am i fat?"
One of Hannah's favorite Christmas movies has this line in one of the songs.
"No cheeses for us meeces"
What is "The Muppets Christmas Carol"?