Dad Jokes
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore
lol
A cheese factory exploded in France.
Da Brie is everywhere
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it
lol
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
Satisfactory
lol
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Y did the old man fall in the well?
He couldnt see that well
lol
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
lol
What did the blanket say after it fell off the bed?
Ouch
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it
lol
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
lol
I was really angry at Mark for stealing my dictionary. What did I tell him?
"Mark, my words!!!!!"
lol
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them
lol
Do you know what my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket?
"Grandson, look how far I can kick this bucket."
lol
When I was young, my mother said I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
If you laughed...
500 points!
If not...
Lose 500 points
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, omg!!!
lol