Ages 1-5
When Ansley was born, the doctor told her mother that she would become this profession, because "she runs on her own time."
What is an artist?
These two pixie-cut-sporting musical stars of stage and screen were Ansley's personal heroes growing up: an alto/soprano comedic duo more well known for their iconic solo careers.
Who are Carol Burnett and Julie Andrews?
Ansley's Warrior Cat clan, a failed experiment that ended in drama and a sea of tears, was named after this force of nature.
What is SeaClan?
Ansley had to complete community service hours to graduate from high school, not because she committed a crime. But, you wouldn't know that, since she and her friends spent some of their community service hours doing THIS:
What is acting in fake hostage situations so that the police could train their negotiators?
What is prosecco rose?
Before she learned how to read, Ansley would memorize her bedtime stories and read them to visitors, claiming to be reading them off the page. Namely, this book:
Little Red Riding Hood
Ansley received had to move her behavior stick on the class chart for the FIRST and ONLY time for reading THIS fashion catalog instead of doing the assignment.
What is Justice?
This youth acting school, connected to the longest-running equity theatre in the United States, is where Ansley honed her acting skills, made lifelong memories, and was also made her develop several complexes that make her find characters like Hunter from The Owl House and Jason Bourne relatable.
What is Barter Theatre Youth Academy?
Nepo friend? Ansley inherited this niche extracurricular from the former president of her high school improv team who was also the older brother of one of her close friends, fulfilling her radio DJ fantasies.
What are the morning announcements?
I have been 22 for less than a week uhhh who is my favorite wrestler right now (hint: it's not Rhea Ripley but I do still love her very much)
Ansley gained sentience eating THIS salty snack out of a Dora bowl on the couch with her cousin Jacob
What are chili cheese corn chips?
The first script Ansley ever wrote was a stage play of THIS 2002 banger on Avril Lavigne's album "Let Go"
What is Sk8rBoi?
Ansley's first-ever murder mystery game was inspired by this series of YouTube videos, featuring a Mayor, a Colonel, and a convoluted plot of murder, betrayal, and eldritch entities.
What is Who Killed Markiplier?
Ansley's senior thesis project was on THIS theatrical practice and proven using a deeply illegal performance of THIS musical.
What is gender blind casting and Evil Dead the Musical?
Ansley Brooke Wilson was born at this exact date AND TIME.
What is November 17th at 12:34 AM?
Ansley's favorite Disney Princess (at age four) was this curious treasure hunter.
Who is Ariel?
The name of this protagonist of Ansley's first novel, a teenage artist whisked away to a magical dimension and gifted fire powers, was oddly prophetic for her favorite movies as an adult.
Who is Ash?
Ansley's signature Speech and Debate suit was this color, inspired by one of her favorite detectives and her coach's assertion that having a bright, colorful suit denotes power.
What is Golden Yellow?
Ansley feared she would be fired from Disney World for this safety violation
What is passing a moving tram with a golf cart?
Ansley's favorite book
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
Ansley made her triumphant stage debut as Kate in this fabulous Broadway Junior production.
What is Annie Jr.?
Always a busy woman, Ansley split her time between piano lessons, ballet and jazz classes, Church musicals, and this sport:
What is Basketball?
Ansley played these two roles in Into the Woods, one in the main cast, one in the "understudy cast" for a one-night-only engagement.
Who are Lucinda and Jack's Mother?
Ansley accidentally started a cult of children at her summer camps that ended in tears and bloodshed centered around this animal
Ansley's hometown
What is Johnson City, Tennessee?