The person in the room next to mine is snoring, and I can't sleep!
I'm sorry about that. Do you want me to see if I can change your room?
A thief stole my camera!
That's terrible. I will call the police immediately.
The meat is not cooked enough.
I'll ask the chef if he can cook it a little more for you.
But I must fly to Beijing!
I'm afraid this is impossible. You need a Chinese visa.
I do not like the color of the bed sheets.
I don't think there is anything I can do about that, but I'll ask the manager if they can give you sheets of another color.
The weather is too hot.
I'm afraid there is nothing I can do about the weather, Sir/Madam.
Our table is too close to the toilets.
I'll see if we can change tables, Sir/Madam.
I've emptied the minibar. I want a refill.
This is possible Sir/Madam, but of course the drinks will be charged.
The faucet in my bathroom is leaking.
I will report the situation to the manager.
My legs are tired.
We're almost there. You'll soon be able to sit and take a rest.
Our table is in a draught, and I'm chilly.
I'll see if I can give you another table.
A tourist comes in a church, for instance, speaking way too loud.
Would you please lower your voice, Sir/Madam?
There are bugs in my bedroom. This is unacceptable.
Of course it is. I understand. Please let me report this to the manager.
This place is so boring.
I do hope you'll find the next visit more interesting, Sir/Madam.
This is bloody unacceptable!
What exactly is unacceptable, Sir/Madam?
I have a terrible toothache.
I will try to get you a dentist, Sir/Madam.
My room is not feng-shui. It would help if I could burn some incense, though.
I'm afraid you can't do that, Sir/Madam. The hotel is a non-smoking area.
What are you going to do about the rain?
This is Brittany, Sir/Madam; I'm afraid there is nothing to be done about the rain.
The food is absolutely dreadful!
I'm very sorry to hear that, Sir/Madam. This restaurant is highly rated in all guides.
Why are you black?
I'm a professional guide, Sir/Madam.