What is half of two plus two?
Is this three?
During what month do people sleep the least?
Is it February?
What do people in the US eat most for Thanksgiving dinner?
Turkey
What starts with the letter T, is filled with T and ends in T?
Is it Teapot?
Optics is the study of what?
Light
What is the only edible food that never goes bad?
Honey
What do mathematics teachers like to eat?
Is it Pi?
The ant went to visit the elephant one day. After a nice meal, the elephant suggested they watch TV. Q: Why did the ant decline?
Because he left his glasses at home.
The smallest bones in the body are located where?
The ear
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Is it mushroom?
All animals need food, air, and ____ to survive.
Water
This is the fastest land animal on Earth.
Cheetah
What did one math book say to another?
I have so many problems.
One day the elephant and the ant went biking, when they crashed into a big truck. The elephant died immediately. Q: Do you know why the ant survived?
Because Ant wearing a helmet
What element is a diamond composed of?
Carbon
What turns everything around but does not move?
Is it Mirror?
According to Apollo astronauts, the Moon smells like what?
Burnt gunpowder
These are the only mammals that can fly.
Bats
How many 9's are there between 1 and 100?
Is it 20?
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Johnny of course
What causes the moon to shine?
Reflection from the sunlight
I have a face but no eyes, hands but no arms. What am I?
Is it Clock?
Who invented the first functional telephone?
Alexander Graham Bell
What mammal cannot jump?
Elephants
How many days are there in 4 years?
(365 x 4) + 1 = 1461. Because one of the years is a leap year.
Before Mt.Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt.Everest only, it was not discovered yet
What do you count on a tree to tell how old it is?
It’s rings
If I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What is it?
Is it a secret?
How do you calculate density?
Density is mass divided by volume
Why do plants hate math?
It gives them square roots!
81 x 9 = 801. What must you do to make the this equation true?
Turn it upside down. 108 = 6 x 18.
There was a greenhouse. Inside the green house, there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
Watermelon
There was a plane crash and every single person died.
Who survived?
Married couples
What has one eye but cannot see?
Needle
What gas makes up most of the atmosphere of Mars?
Carbon Dioxide
Who were the first people to make use of Negative numbers?
China