What has thirteen hearts, but no lungs or brain?
What is the only word spelt incorrectly in the dictionary?
incorrectly.
I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough...
Patience.
It is ironically a lie that this U.S president said, "I cannot tell a lie" when caught cutting down his father's cherry tree.
George Washington
What do these three words have in common? Dial, flower, room?
Sun! Sundial, sunflower, sunroom.
I have many keys, but can't open a single lock. What am I?
Piano.
When does Oktoberfest start in Germany?
September.
How did the picture end up in jail? It was...
Framed.
Cleopatra wasn't Eygptian, she was...
Greek.
What do these three words have in common? Gown, Stand, Club?
Night!
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather.
The Panama hat originated in which country?
Ecuador.
I had a pun about the wind, but it...
blows.
The Hundred Years War, which was actually 116 years long, was fought between England and who?
France.
What do these three words have in common? Knife, fly, cup?
Butter!
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
The Kansas City Cheifs are baised in which US State?
Missouri.
How do you organize an outer space party? You...
Planet.
The Canary islands are names after what animal?
A Dog. (The Latin name means island of the dogs.)
What do these three words have in common? Field, cry, law?
Out!
When is a door no longer a door?
When it is ajar,
The iconic Cesear salad was not invented in Italy, but...
Mexico.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
How tall was Napoleon? (Closest without going over.)
5'7, which was tall for the time!
What do these three words have in common? Dreams, pea, nothings?
Sweet!