Who said it?
"this sentence is just stupid"
Who is Marlena Kelly Bridget Henkels
The country to which Mr. Hopkins traveled with kids who considered him and his teammates celebrities
What is Germany (Deutschland also acceptable)
instead of "the author writes the essay", Mr. Hopkins likely uses the word _
what is crafts
The slang word _ best fits this scenario: Megan tweets about Marlena saying she smells and Marlena fights back with a diss-track entitled "the fall of megan hall"
what is beef
What is alcoholics anonymous
_____'s response to the seniors' inside joke was "oh can I be inside the joke"
Who is Mr. Hopkins
What is Disney World
Instead of saying "the author 'puts this word a lot' this essay", what word may Mr. Hopkins use
what is populates
We were all thinking of this illegal substance every time Mr. Hopkins repeated a certain "wannabe author's" last name
What is marijuana
"one of my more framiliar themes"
Who is Barbara Ehrenreich (that b...)
If you were driving in Florida and saw a pink flamingo outside of a run-down motel, these two passages we read this year should come to mind
what is "Pink Flamingo" and "Nickel and Dimed"
what is "in other words"
If Mr. Hopkins comes in to school in a new trendy outfit, we may call him _____.
what is boujee
The college of the professor whose online lectures we got to watch while Mr. Hopkins was in Disney World
What is Northwestern University
"when the pink flamingo splashed into the fifties market, it stakes two major claims to boldness"
Who is Jennifer Price
the food Jane was eating while taking the AP lang online exam
what is a muffin
The place Mr. Hopkins would say bad writers live if they are writing terribly on online blogs
what is "their mom's basement"
If Jane tells us she got a 100% on every MCQ this year, she def _______.
what is cap (also acceptable: cappin)
The song that screeched through the loud speaker in the last 30 seconds of an argument essay in February that made us all chuckle because it sounded like a tribal warfare background song
What is Hooked on a Feeling (also acceptable: Ooga Chaka OOga ooga...)
"Cards on the table: penmanship was my least favorite class a kid (with the possible exception of math). I shudder to think of the time I spent learning cursive: 15 minutes of schooling, every day"
Who is Justin Pot.
*other acceptable answers: As Mr. Hopkins calls him, "no-name wannabe in his mom's basement with a cool last name"
The average number of Amanda's sneezes
what is 5 (6 also acceptable; sometimes the nose really acts up)
When Mr. Hopkins says a third person plural pronoun with some ambiguity, he likely is referring to this organization
what is college board
One way Annie could have gotten out of taken her written AP test is by ____ too hard and losing her ability to write in that arm.
what is wip (also acceptable: wippin)
The two horrific colors of the suit worn by the college professor in our online argument lectures
what is royal blue and tan