logical fallacies
After Bernstein got into a fight with Rosenberg, his Apple stock went up. He should get into fights with Rosenberg a lot more often!
What is post hoc ergo propter hoc?
I have told Avi a million times not to go Mike Tyson on Motti.
What is hyperbole?
What is alliteration?
Whenever Shea is feeling down.
Whenever Shea is feeling depressed.
Whenever Shea is feeling despondent.
He likes to juggle ferrets.
What is anaphora/isocolon
Happy is the Hungarian who gets to eat goulash.
What is inverted syntax?
Billions of people think that global warming is a real phenomenon; therefore, they must be right?
What is ad populum?
Avrohom Fuchs is as strong as a wild boar.
What is a simile?
Eli B. studies Monday with his buddies.
What is assonance/consonance?
This Wednesday, the Heat are going to win.
Even if the Nuggets are up, the Heat are going to win.
Even if Herro fouls out, the Heat are going to win.
What is epistrophe?
Eli won the lottery and the respect of his peers.
What is zeugma?
I once saw an Orthodox Jew named Motti Berkman making moves that the body should not be allowed to make; it guess all Orthodox Jews must be that flexible.
What is hasty generalization?
Mermelstein is a beast when it comes to Candyland.
What is metaphor?
Akiva invests gelt in Tesla.
What is assonance?
Mordi likes to make cash.
Mordi likes to buy stocks.
Mordi likes to win big.
What is isocolon/anaphora?
Shmuel Schwartz is not just a man of genius, but a genius of a man.
What is a chiasmus?
Merc benched three hundred pounds yesterday; I guess this means that the Dolphins are going to win the Super Bowl.
What is non sequitur?
After Shmuel Schwartz made an explosive after reading The Anarchist's Cookbook, it went off with a bang.
What is onomatopoeia?
Merc makes me mad.
What is alliteration?
Avi is going to be the last man standing, no matter how tired he gets.
Avi is going to be the last man standing, even if he gets sucker punched.
Avi is going to be the last man standing, even if Motti has eaten his Wheaties.
What is anaphora?
Nossi isn't a cowardly quitter who surrenders, but rather a brave warrior who prevails.
What is antithesis?
Either Trump becomes president, or the world is going to go to heck.
What is either/or reasoning?
When Akiva was doing synchronized swimming, the trees were happily dancing in the breeze.
What is personification?
Motti likes fries and Mike and Ike's.
What is assonance?
You can buy all the proteins you want, but Merc will lift more weight.
You can have the best personal trainer, but Merc will lift more weight.
You can take all the steroids you want, but Merc will lift more weight.
What is epistrophe?
Motti does not just make moves the body should not be able to make to live, but rather lives to make moves the body should not be able to make.
What is chiasmus?