Math Riddles
ARD is History!
ARD is History!!
Earth Day
Math Jokes
100

How many sides does a circle have?

2 - the inside and the outside

100

Before the cafeteria and basketball court were built, this area of the building used to be what?

a bowling alley

100

Who is ARD named for?

Armand R. Dupont

100

When is Earth Day?

April 22

(next Monday)

100

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

200

Bonnie was 15 years old in 1990. She was 10 years old in 1995. How is that possible?

It was 1990 B.C.

200

How many current ARD staff were also once students at ARD?

5

Ms. Clark, Ms. Martel, Ms. Degrave, 

Ms. Pepper, Ms. Collier

200

What school year did Mrs. Kruger become principal of ARD?

2017-2018

200

What year was the first Earth Day?

1970

200

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots.
300

If you toss a coin 10 times and it lands on HEADS each time, what are the odds that it will land on HEADS for the 11th toss?

It's still 50/50. Previous tosses do not affect the probability of the next toss.

300

Who built the building that ARD occupies?

the Catholic parish at St. John's

(the church next door)

300

Who's been at ARD longer, Ms. May or Ms. Remick?

Ms. Remick 23 years

Ms. May 14 years

300

According to the EPA, the average American creates how many pounds of trash per day?

A. under 1 pound

B. 1 to 2 pounds

C. 2 to 4 pounds

D. 4 to 6 pounds

4 to 6 pounds

The EPA estimates that it is 4.5 pounds.

300

Where do math teachers go for vacation?

Times Square

400

I am a three-digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?

194

400

Who has been at ARD longer?

Mr. Raymond, Mr. Whitney, Mrs. Guaraldi, Mr. Polzin

BONUS: How many years has this teacher been at ARD?

Mrs. Guaraldi

19 years!

400

ARD has 3 boilers to produce heat and hot water. How many of them actually work?

one

400

What is the theme for Earth Day 2024?

A. Invest in Our Planet

B. Planet vs. Plastics

C. Restore Our Earth

D. Trees for the Earth

Planet vs. Plastics

400

You know what seems odd to me?

Numbers that can't be divided by two.

500

You are paying to bring someone with you to the movies. Is it cheaper to bring one friend to the movies twice, or to bring two friends to the movies at the same time?

It's cheaper to take two friends at the same time. This way you are only paying for 3 tickets.

If you bring one friend to the movies twice, you will be paying for four tickets.

500

ARD students don't have a playground, they have a field. Long ago, before it became the field, what used to be there?

a landfill, a skating rink, a basketball court

500

What year did ARD open?

Hint: this year is a multiple of 3

(It was not the same year that the building was built.)

1974

500

According to an estimation, how many pounds of plastic end up in the ocean every year?

A. 5 million tons

B. 8 million tons

C. 11 million tons

D. 14 million tons

14 million tons

500

What is a math teacher's favorite season?

SUM-mer

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