I’m your home and the third from the Sun. I’ve got water and life—aren’t I the fun one? What am I?
Earth
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
The one-eyed green monster, best friends with Sully
Mike Wazowski
What day is April Fools?
April 1st
I’m not alive, but I can grow. I don’t have lungs, but I need air. I’m not a plant, but I need water. What am I?
Fire
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear
His best friend is Tails, and he is super fast
Sonic
Who is the God of Mischief?
What 2 things can you not eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it
His best friend is an Ogre and he's a huge talker
Donkey from Shrek
Kings and Queens use to have these members in their court to make them laugh
Jokers or Jesters?
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock
Red sweater, big yellow A, high pitched singer
Alvin
How many days are in April?
30 days
Mrs. Brown has 5 daughters. Each of these daughters has a brother. How many children does Mrs. Brown have?
6 children
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
They were feeling crummy
Singer, crocodile, New York
Lyle
What animal is mostly associated with the month of April?
Bunny or Rabbit