SPONGEBOB
WHERE DOES SPONGEBOB LIVE?
BIKINI BOTTOM
WHO WAS THE FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN PRESIDENT?
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
I AM TALL WHEN I AM YOUNG, I AM SHORT WHEN I AM OLD- WHAT AM I?
A CANDLE.
WHAT IS THE FASTEST LAND ANIMAL?
CHEETAH.
IT IS BAD LUCK FOR THIS TO CROSS YOUR PATH.
BLACK CAT.
*SIDE NOTE- BECAUSE OF THIS- YOU FIND A HIGHER INSTANCE OF BLACK CATS AT ADOPTION CENTERS BECAUSE OF THIS SUPERSTITION.
WHERE DOES SPONGEBOB WORK?
THE KRUSTY KRAB.
WHO GAVE THE FAMOUS "I HAVE A DREAM" SPEECH?
DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.
WHAT CAN YOU BREAK WITHOUT EVER PICKING IT UP OR TOUCHING IT?
A PROMISE.
WHAT KIND OF BABY ANIMAL IS CALLED A JOEY?
KANGAROO.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF YOUR HAND IS ITCHY? (TWO ANSWERS AVAILABLE- ONE FOR THE LEFT HAND AND ONE FOR THE RIGHT!)
IF THE RIGHT HAND IS ITCHY THEN YOU WILL BE COMING INTO MONEY!
IF THE LEFT HAND IS ITCHY THEN YOU WILL MISS OUT ON MONEY. OR SPEND A LARGE SUM OF MONEY.
WHAT DOES SQUIDWARD PRETEND TO HATE, BUT REALLY LOVES?
KRABBY PATTIES.
WHAT WAS BLACK HISTORY MONTH FIRST CALLED?
NEGRO HISTORY WEEK.
WHAT CAN YOU HOLD IN YOUR LEFT HAND BUT NOT YOUR RIGHT?
YOUR RIGHT ELBOW.
WHAT IS THE ONLY LAND ANIMAL THAT CANNOT JUMP?
ELEPHANT.
IN THE U.S. WE EXPECT PEOPLE TO HAVE WACKY BEHAVIOR ON FRIDAY THE 13TH, BUT IN SPAIN, THEY ARE NERVOUS IF THE 13TH LANDS ON WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK?
TUESDAY! MARTES, WHICH IS TUESDAY IN SPANISH, IS ASSOCIATED WITH THE ROMAN GOD OF WARS, MARS, WHICH TIES THE DAY TO VIOLENCE, DEATH AND BLOODSHED.
WHAT IS THE NAME OF PLANKTONS RESTAURANT?
THE CHUM BUCKET.
WHAT DOES JUNETEENTH SIGNIFY?
THE END OF SLAVERY IN THE U.S.
IT BELONGS TO YOU, BUT OTHER PEOPLE USE IT MORE, WHAT AM I?
YOUR NAME.
WHAT IS THE HORN OF A RHINO MADE OF?
HAIR! EEEEWWWW GROSS!
DO NOT OPEN THIS INSIDE.
UMBRELLA.
THEY SAY IF YOU OPEN UP AN UMBRELLA INSIDE BAD LUCK WILL "RAIN" ON YOU!
WHO IS THE DRIVING SCHOOL INSTRUCTOR?
MS. PUFF
WHO'S REFUSAL TO GIVE UP THEIR SEAT TO A WHITE MAN LED TO THE BOYCOTT OF BUSES IN MONTGOMERY?
ROSA PARKS.
PEOPLE MAKE ME, SAVE ME, CHANGE ME AND RAISE ME. WHAT AM I?
MONEY
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GROUP OF CROWS?
A MURDER.
AFTER UTTERING SOMETHING OUT LOUD THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN YOU MUST DO THIS.
KNOCK ON WOOD.
THE SUPERSTITION BEGAN IN EUROPE WHERE MANY CHURCHES CLAIM TO HAVE PEICES OF JESUS'S CROSS, SO KNOCKING ON WOOD WOULD BRING YOU GOOD LUCK.