Guess the dance
The Macarena
4
What is a cow that plays an instrument?
A moosician
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But...
Guess the farm animal
Chicken
Why can April jump so high?
It's Spring
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie
Never date a tennis player because...
Love means nothing to them
Guess the animal
How do birds know to fly North in the Spring?
They wing it
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
Where did the lettuce go for a drink?
The salad bar
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing. Its on the house
Guess the instrument
Bagpipes
What is a tool you buy on April Fool's Day?
An April's tool
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships
If your house is cold, why should you just stand in the corner?
It’s always 90 degrees there.
Guess the pop culture moment
Tom Holland lip sync battle
Why was the frog late to work on April Fool’s day?
His car got toad
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Why?
He only does odd jobs