Oh, Baby!
April’s fetus is in this percentile of size
What is 100th percentile? (Godspeed)
This mouthy Brooklyn chef is mentioned by April so frequently, she only uses her last name
Who is Alison Roman?
Name one thing April does whe she gets excited
What is:
- opens her mouth?
- rubs her hands together?
- starts walking really fast with her head down and arms by her side?
What is Degrassi?
April randomly excels at this sport
What is waterskiing?
Whenever April refers to her fetus by name, it is inexplicably in this language
What is French?
April admits that even after over 20 years of fandom, she still dreams about this musician at least once a week
Who is John Mayer?
Amongst other things meticulously tracked, April has a note in her phone for whenever this happens to her
What is whenever she gets sick?
April believes she and this baseball player-model are star crossed lovers
Who is Ernie Clement?
April played this main character to critical acclaim in her grade 8 production of Oliver
Who is Fagan?
In a noble attempt to be gender neutral, April painted her room this colour for when the baby comes
What is sage green?
On her trip to Vietnam, April visited Hoi An where she custom made evening gown replicas worn by this pop star
Who is Taylor Swift?
April uses this term to refer to any person or small business who makes a food item that she likes to buy
What is “my producers”?
This 2000s teen nerd character used to take up so much of April’s brain space, that our family was not allowed to be in the same room as her while she watched him every week
Who is Seth Cohen?
A now classic expression, Mayor John Tory once noted that April was prepared to speak at a city hall event by saying “Ms. Engelberg is [this]?
What is “at the ready”?
April’s fetus is the size of this food as of this week
What is an eggplant?
This northeastern delicacy found in forests takes up much of Aprils brain space in May and June (mine too)
April uses this term when acquiring food that she grew, or that grew in the wild
What is foraging?
OR
What is harvesting?In an iconic photo demonstrating her horror, April slow danced with this man at her batmitzvah
Who is Josh Wood?
When April was entering grade 9, she invented a song on the dock that she still sings today, so excited for this upcoming time in her life! “I’m going to ___, and I got a ____”
What is “I’m going to high school, and I got a cell phone”?
When April was a toddler, she had to use this assisted mobility device so that she could walk properly
What is a pair of shoes with a bar attached between them?
April’s famed cheese parties have held dress codes in most recent years, and April decided to wear this to the 10 year anniversary
What is a ballgown?
April uses this 1940’s term to refer to her friends
What is doll?
April was embarrassed when in high school, she brought home a man who bragged to our parents that he was responsible for this specialty at summer camp
What is fire building?
April assisted this ill-fated child star during her employment at Over The Rainbow, helping her try on and purchase several hundred dollars of designer jeans
Who is Amanda Bynes?