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I am always on the dinner table but you can't eat me. What am I?
Plate/bowl
What can you hear, but not see or touch, even though you control it?
your voice
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither. They both weigh the same.
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubberband
What is bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot
I am often following you and copying your every move. Yet you can never touch me or catch me. What am I?
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
Tom’s father has three sons: Jim, John, and what’s the third one’s name?
Tom
Which month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. Even all the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any stairs—it’s a one-story house.
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Grandpa was bald
I run along your property and all around the backyard, yet I never move. What am I?
A fence
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
A comb.
What’s really easy to get into, and hard to get out of?
Trouble
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
I have to be opened, but I don’t have a lid or a key to get in. What am I?
An egg
I am always in front of you and never behind you. What am I?
Your future
What do you call a cat who loves to swim?
A Catfish.
What word contains 26 letters, but only has three syllables?
Alphabet
A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder. She wasn’t hurt. Why?
She fell off the bottom step.
I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get to close I’ll make you cry. What am I?
An onion
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter E
What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?
cupcake or hiccup