Reading
Nobody gets Italian teenage drama like this English author of over 38 plays.
William Shakespeare
"People" don't forget to "Place" a capital letter at the front of the proper ones. It's Just a "Thing" we do.
Noun
The long side of a right triangle. I usually find it by doing A2+B2=C2.
Hypotenuse
Cherry Trees feared him.... as did other red things.... like Redcoats for instance.
George Washington
The basis for all organic life...not just footprints.
Carbon
This first of a three-part installment is anything but comedic. Dante, where are all the jokes?
The Inferno
Sometimes you need to take a longer pause; therefore, you might want to use this nearby punctuation.
Semicolon
Blame Isaac Newton for inventing this mathematical method and ruining your senior year.
Calculus
The longest serving president of all time. His fifth cousin also happened to be president.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt (FDR)
Dairy Queen's recipe might include: snow, winds over 35mph, and low visibility for a minimum of 3 hours.
Blizzard.
Looking for leisure on Long Island? Nick Carroway's summer is anything but boring, in this 1925 classic by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
The Great Gatsby
Cursive / Joined-Up Writing
You can't chop down these inverses to exponential functions.
Logarithm
Only two father son duos have ever graced the oval office. Pick a pair and proclaim their names.
John Adams and John Quincy Adams
Or
George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush
If Lava took a chill pill, it would definitely become this rock. (one of three varieties)
Igneous rock / Magmatic rock
(not sedimentary or metamorphic)
Why read one book when you can read 24 saucy Chaucer short stories hailing from the 1400s under this title.
The Canterbury Tales
Lets Compare English notes, but make sure to use the words "like" or "as".
Simile
The curve, the symmetry, the exponentiality, it's an alliteratively picture perfect _______.
Parabola
Four US Presidents have been assassinated. Name two. (I'll give you a bonus 150 points per name for 3 and 4)
Abraham Lincoln (1865)
James Garfield (1881)
William McKinley (1901)
John F. Kennedy (1963)
Your exes heart may be this cold...-459.67 degrees Fahrenheit when checked with your kitchen thermometer.
0 degrees Kelvin / Absolute 0
This author could have stood to make her monster a bit less scary to the townsfolk. Perhaps a tap number with Gene Wilder could have done the trick.
Mary Shelley
The Most Beautiful
Japanese Poems Might Use
This Kind of Structure
Haiku
A change in position is velocity. A change in velocity is acceleration. A change in acceleration is ______ ..... well now I'm just being mean.
Jerk
South Carolina's own "Old Hickory" who just so happened to become the president in 1829. A New Orleans victory in 1815 might have helped popularize him a bit.
Andrew Jackson
If you're ready for a "Heap" of "Rain" you might be looking at one of these "Clouds" in the sky.
Cumulonimbus