Quotes
Jaime Paz asked this question on a Service Delivery Meeting regarding our commonly used meeting device named after a bird
"What is the life expectancy of an Owl?"
Kev Dog spent 2 hrs in a phone booth due to feeling like he got "____________" on his way to work.
"Blasted by a neutron star"
These six letters are said every other sentence during the finance segment of our monthly staff meetings.
EBITDA
During a random Tuesday in October, Emma was non stop spewing facts about this historical figure.
Osama Bin Laden
When Vivian thought she was pregnant, what did her colleagues decide to order for lunch and from where?
Cod sandwhich from Lenwhich
"Erm, I'll have what she's having"