BUY ME
How about a 10 pound one of these from Toblerone? Only $70
A CHOCOLATE BAR
Sue Sylvester: Let's be honest William. You've been out of ideas since Madonna week
GLEE
Ireland celebrates this March 17th as a national holiday
ST. PATRICK'S DAY
Michael Scott Dwight Schrute Pam Beesly
THE OFFICE
This animal has the largest ears
African elephant
Soap on a rope in the shape of this Doctor Who transport? You know me so well!
THE TARDIS
Jesse Pinkman: When the going gets tough you don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a--criminal--lawyer
BREAKING BAD
It remains the only country with a Communist government in the Americas
CUBA
Jackie Darlene & Dan Roseanne's widower
THE CONNERS
The world's first giant panda born to a mixed pair of wild and captive parents was born in this country in 2017.
China
I could use a letter opener; would you buy me one of these small Italian daggers with a tapering blade?
A STILETTO
Red Reddington: Try the fertilized duck eggs. It's a daring & unique dining experience--you'll think you've died & gone to hell
(THE) BLACKLIST
This country is divided into more than 20 provinces including Guayas & Galapagos
ECUADOR
Georgie Meemaw the kid version of Mr. Cooper
YOUNG SHELDON
The scorpion stores venom in this part of its body.
Tail
As of 2020 this NFL team owned by Jerry Jones is worth $5.5 billion; it sure would make a thoughtful gift
THE DALLAS COWBOYS
Dre: So everything is okay as long as (the kids) are home by 5... & at 5:01 we call the police; Bow: 4:59 & the fire department
BLACK-ISH
Just prior to gaining its independence in 1971 Bangladesh was known by this 2-word directional name
EAST PAKISTAN
Charlie Kelly Frank Reynolds Mac
IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
A shrike is a species of this animal.
Bird
How about a 60-year-old bottle of Macallan 1926 this booze? One sold at auction for $1.9 million
SCOTCH
An argument vs. naming a tech co. Pied Piper--that's a predatory flautist who murders children in a cave
SILICON VALLEY
With more than 200 million people it's the most populous country in Africa & by 2050 its population is expected to double
NIGERIA
Regine Hunter Maxine Shaw & Queen Latifah as Khadijah James
LIVING SINGLE
This dog breed lives the longest.
Chihuahua