Are you smart!!!!!!!!

math

100

Question: Why did Superman cross the road?

He wanted to get to the supermarket.

200

Question: What type hair does an ocean have

Wavy

300

Question: What becomes wetter the more it dries?

A towel

400

Question: What is white and black, but red all over?

The newspaper is “read” all over.

500

Question: How many sides does a circle have?

Two, because it has an inside and an outside.

FUNNY

100

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes

200

Question: What goes up and down, but never moves?

Stairs

300

Question: Why did the woman run around her bed at night?

To catch up on her sleep

400

Question: What can you never eat for breakfast?

Lunch or dinner

500

Question: If you imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks, how would you survive?

Stop imagining.

SMART

100

1. What’s a great name for a lawyer?

SUE

200

1. What is it that stands up, but grows down?

A CANDLE

300

Question: What can one catch that is not thrown?

A COLD

400

Question: What can be broken, but is never held?

A promise

500

Question: What is always coming, but never arrives?

Tomorrow

CUTE

100

Question: What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have?

A secret