Where is this?
An American medical show set in Seattle that has more codes, romances and workplace dramas than any normal ward.
What is Greys Anatomy?
A princess nurse that pricked her finger in a needle stick injury and fell into a prolonged sleep after night shift.
Who is Sleeping Beauty?
A New Zealander will call this vegetable "kumara." Australians will call it ???
What is sweet potato
This mythical nursing sound appears approximately 30 seconds after a nurse finally sits down for their break.
What is the call bell?
“I Googled my symptoms and I think I have six different diseases.” The nurse says "stop ___ ___ ____ please!"
Stop using dr google please
This Australian ED is on the TV, following the doctors, nurses and paramedics as they care for patients at Bondi Junction
What is RPA?
Ron Wheasly has a fear of this insect, the nurse documents this as .......
What is arachnophobia?
This very fluffy animal eats almost all of the class treats each week, what type of dog is Benny?
What is an Alaskan Malamute?
This word every nurse secretly hopes to hear at the start of a night shift: “The patient is ______.”
What is "asleep"
A nurse asks you, “Can you just quickly…?” you are thinking "What is .......?"
What is "quickly"
This fictional hospital is home to Dr Meredith Grey
What is Grey Slone Hospital
Jack Sparrow has been admitted onto your ward and you document his gait as......?
What is ataxia / unsteady
Three children are from the Ballard house, one is a primary school teacher, one is a barber and one is??
What is a diesel mechanic apprentice
The new graduate nurse brings a huge drink bottle of water to work each day, the your teacher would say to them " that is a nice bottle, but you ___ ___ ___ ____ on"
"you better learn to hold on"
Student says, “I don't think I'll need a pen today.” The nurse would say.......
" yes you will"
When the titanic sunk, Rose was admitted to your ward on return to land, thankfully the nurses were able to prevent " ..............." because they kept her warm
What is preventing hypothermia?
Your patient named Mr S.Man says to you that he has a low blood level of Kryptonite, his blood test actually indicates he has low......
Potassium
In 1999, the world was scared of the "Y_ _ " and computers clocks turning to "______o'clock"
Y2K and zero
What is the sacred 30-minute period that nurses will defend with their lives
What is the "break"?
A nurse says, “I’ll just quickly document this.” Three hours later, they are doing what?
What is documentation?
This clinical area is where your NZ teacher specialises.
What is Cancer Nursing
Patient Captian J.Sparrow is admitted to your ward, he says Patient: “I don't need the call bell. I'll just get up myself.” The nurse mumbles "famous ______ _____"
What is famous last words
This historical nurse is often being named as a nurse your teacher worked with, her name is ?
Who is Florence Nightengale
The peaceful place in the unit, a 60 second sanctuary for every nurse is called the "_____ room"
the medication room
The patient says to you “I only had one drink.” But the nurse is thinking "yeah....!"
what is "right"