Algebra: Because you'll Totally Use at Starbucks
What’s the value of x in the equation x + 5 = 12?
7
Which word is the subject in this sentence: “The cat slept all day”?
cat
What part of the cell is known as the “powerhouse”?
Mitochondria
What’s the one thing you definitely forget when camping, right before it rains?
The tent cover (a.k.a. rain fly)
Which song begins with the iconic line, “It’s Britney, b*tch”?
“Gimme More” by Britney Spears
If a triangle has angles 40° and 60°, what’s the third angle?
80°
Choose the correctly punctuated sentence:
A) Let’s eat Grandma.
B) Let’s eat, Grandma.
B
What force keeps you from floating into space while eating chips?
Gravity
Which direction does moss usually grow on trees in the northern hemisphere?
North (because GPS is for quitters)
Who told us to “wake up” when September ends, even though we totally hit snooze?
Green Day
Simplify: (2x + 3) + (4x - 5)
6x - 2
What part of speech is the word quickly in: “She quickly ran to class”?
Adverb
What’s the chemical symbol for water, a.k.a. the reason you have to pee every class period?
H₂O
What’s the universal signal for “I’m lost and slightly panicking” in the wilderness?
Three short whistle blasts
What song made millennials worldwide scream “YOUUUU” dramatically at karaoke?
"Yeah!” by Usher (feat. Lil Jon & Ludacris)
The slope of a line is 3 and the y-intercept is -2. What’s the equation of the line?
3x - 2
Which is the correct form? “They’re / Their / There going to the movies.”
They’re
Which organ system includes the brain, spinal cord, and nerves?
Nervous system
Which item attracts bears faster than a bacon-scented air freshener?
Unsealed food
Which early 2000s anthem warned us that “the club can’t even handle me right now”?
“Club Can’t Handle Me” by Flo Rida
A quadratic equation is x² - 5x + 6 = 0. What are the solutions?
x = 2 and x = 3
Fix the double negative: “I don’t have no homework.”
I don’t have any homework.
What is Newton’s Third Law of Motion? (Hint: It's basically karma, but in physics)
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
What’s the only real reason anyone goes camping in the first place?
S’mores, Alcohol, Friends, outdoors.....No wrong answer
Which song ruined every wedding playlist by becoming too iconic to skip?
“Mr. Brightside” by The Killers