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Buffoons of History
100

This cadet was born in Italy.

Who is C/Powell?

100

HUUUUUUUGE METS FAN.

Who is C/Bauer?

100

Known for his short stature, this cadet measures in at an astounding 64 inches.

Who is C/Beauvais?

100

This gentleman/lady is a prior enlisted member.

Who is C/Reneau?

100

Known for his antics on Inside the NBA, specifically regarding San Antonio.

Who is Charles "Chuck" Barkley?

200

This HUNK is a heavy machine operator.

Who is C/Nordberg?

200

Named after three GOATS (say full name).

Who is C/Tate Walter Jordan?

(DISCLAIMER: Andrew Tate is not actually a GOAT, but the memes are funny)

200

This dope got the most liked meme in the history of the POC chat.

Who is C/Sandoval (2025 Class Clown)?
200
They were a CTA at Vigilant Warrior.

Who is C/Baldy?

200

Known for his resemblance to Sgt Gate's favorite rapper.

Who is ADisney?

300

This nerd is a self proclaimed 18th century historian.

Who is C/Myers?

300

Broke both arms.

Who is C/Lynch?

300

This reddit moderator is ranked in the top 0.5% of league of legends players.

Who is C/Mehl?

300

This cadet is known for his odd and unreliable vehicles.

Who is THE SQUADRON COMMANDER?

300

The names of the Three Stooges.

Who are Moe, Larry and Curly?

400

This bozo does not have an appendix.

Who is C/LeClownspi?

400

This non-meat lover was a vegetarian for 16 whole years.

Who is C/McDoormat?

400

This certain individual got stopped stopped by the authorities within the Forbidden Palace in China.

Who is C/Henry, Thaddeus?

400

This unofficial wing staff member is Det157's official weather officer.

Who is C/Isip?

400

This beloved cartoon character first appeared on May 27, 1932.

Who is Goofy?

500

C/Colby was born here.

What is Shaw AFB?

500

This is C/Patterson's favorite movie.

What is Pride and Prejudice?

500

This is C/Shelton's favorite flower.

What is the hydrangae?

500

The name of Brumage's car.

What is Marquesha?

500

This WWII destroyer became infamous for, among other antics, firing a torpedo at the President while aboard USS Iowa.

What is USS William D. Porter?

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