PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
ELVIS PRESLEY WAS FAMOUS FOR PUTTING WHAT ON HIS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES?
A- HOT SAUCE
B- APPLES
C- BANANAS
D- QUALUDES
E- AVOCADO
F- MAYO
C- BANANAS
TRUE OR FALSE?
Umbrellas were once only used by women.
TRUE
IN WHAT SPORT WERE PLAYERS MOST KNOWN FOR SMOKING DURING THE GAME?
A - FOOTBALL
B - DODGEBALL
C - SOCCER
D - BASEBALL
E - RUGBY
D - BASEBALL
PICK OUT THE LIE...
A- The more gratitude that you have, the more likely you are to stay clean and sober.
B- The average drunk driver drives under the influence more than 80 times before being arrested the first time.
C- Americans read for personal interest for 2 minutes or less per day.
D- Nearly half of American adults will experience a mental illness during their lifetime.
C- Americans read for personal interest for 2 minutes or less per day.
Americans read for personal interest for 10 minutes or less per day.
What comes at the end of everything?
The letter "g."
What did the bread say back to the peanut butter?
I think you're nuts!
__________ make babies cry for good luck.
A - BAD PARENTS
B - SUMO WRESTLERS
C - BOXERS
D - MIXED MARTIAL ARTISTS
E - GOOD PARENTS
F - NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE
B - SUMO WRESTLERS
TRUE OR FALSE?
Babe Ruth acquired his 700th home run baseball by paying the fan who caught it $200
Babe Ruth acquired his 700th home run baseball by paying the fan who caught it $20
PICK OUT THE LIE...
A- According to Bill W, the first step was derived largely from my own physician, Dr. Silkworth, and by my sponsor Ebby and his friend, from Dr. [Carl] Jung of Zurich. I refer to the medical hopelessness of alcoholism – our powerlessness over alcohol.
B- Step 9 sounds a lot like “confession,” but in reality it should be seen as a letting go of these “desires” and “initial choices” spoken about in Step 8.
C- Most 12 step programs and meetings are free to individuals who need help which can be extremely beneficial to those with addictions.
D- AA, or Alcoholics Anonymous, is the largest and most popular 12 step program. “The next largest group is Narcotics Anonymous (NA)” (DMHS).
B- Step 9 sounds a lot like “confession,” but in reality it should be seen as a letting go of these “desires” and “initial choices” spoken about in Step 8.
Step 5 sounds a lot like “confession,” but in reality it should be seen as a letting go of these “desires” and “initial choices” spoken about in Step 4.
What begins with an "e" and only contains one letter?
An envelope.
THE SONG ENTITLED "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME" WAS CREATED BY THE _______ BOYZ.
A- BEASTIE
B- FEASTIE
C- LITTLE
D- BUCKWHEAT
E- YOUNG
F- NONE OF THE ABOVE
D- BUCKWHEAT
A cornflake in the shape of Illinois sold on eBay for ______?
A - $500
B - $1000
C - $1350
D - $2000
E - $5000
F - $10,000
G - NONE OF THE ABOVE
H - IT WAS TRADED FOR A RICE CRISPY THE SHAPE OF ILLINOIS
C - $1350
TIGER WOODS MADE HIS FIRST HOLE IN ONE AT WHAT AGE?
A- 5
B- 6
C- 8
D- 10
E- 14
F- TIGER WOODS HAS NEVER MADE A HOLE IN ONE
C- 8
Tiger Woods made his first hole in one at the age of eight years old.
PICK OUT THE LIE..
A- Nearly one third of college students use illicit drugs.
B- There is a clear link between depression and substance abuse.
C- Alcohol is the substance most widely used by teenagers.
D- Addiction is a chronic disease that changes both brain structure and function.
A- Nearly one third of college students use illicit drugs.
Nearly half of college students use illicit drugs.
If an electric train is traveling south, then which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke—it's an electric train.
What do you call a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that is full of envy?
Peanut butter ‘n’ jealousy.
THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WAS INVENTED BY A _________?
A - NURSE
B - MENTAL HEALTH COUNSELOR
C - GREEK GOD
D - DENTIST
E - PRIME MINISTER
F - BABY
D - DENTIST
THE POPULAR YO-YO TOY BEGAN AS A WEAPON IN WHAT COUNTRY?
A- JAPAN
B- THE PHILIPPINES
C- USA
D- MARS
E- KOREA
F- CANADA
G- MEXICO
H- PANAMA
B- THE PHILIPPINES
The popular yo-yo toy began as a weapon in the Philippines in the 16th century before being distributed in the United States as a toy in 1929. It was four pounds and had a 20-foot-long cord at the time.
PICK OUT THE LIE..
A- Men and Women Are Almost Equally as Likely to Have an Addiction Disorder
B- Women who use marijuana while pregnant are at risk for have babies with neurological disorders and have problems with visual stimuli and attention span.
C- Fentanyl is a powerful synthetic opioid that is similar to morphine but is 5 to 10 times more potent.
D- Drug addiction is a chronic disease characterized by compulsive, or uncontrollable, drug seeking and use despite harmful consequences and changes in the brain, which can be long-lasting.
C- Fentanyl is a powerful synthetic opioid that is similar to morphine but is 5 to 10 times more potent.
Fentanyl is a powerful synthetic opioid that is similar to morphine but is 50 to 100 times more potent.
What kind of room has no walls or corners?
A mushroom.
There is a man who is a conductor on a train. He runs someone over so the conductor gets sentenced to death. He goes to an electric chair, the people that work there say, "it's your last day to live, what would you like to eat?" The man replies peanut butter and cereal, they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens. The next day he gets sent to a 10 times better electric chair there they say what would you like to eat and he says peanut butter and cereal, he eats the peanut butter and cereal, and they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens. The next day he gets sent to Alcatraz, they say what do you want to eat and he says peanut butter and cereal, they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens. The next day they send him to the best electric chair in the world they say what would you like to eat? He replies peanut butter and cereal, he eats a peanut butter and cereal, and they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens, they say why aren't you getting electrocuted? And the conductor says I am a ___________ ___________!!!!!
BAD CONDUCTOR
THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE IN ______ BELIEVE IN ______
A - ICELAND/ELVES
B - ANTARCTICA/ELVES
C - COMPTON/THE TOOTH FAIRY
D - ATLANTA/THE TOOTH FAIRY
E - NIGERIA/MOONWALKING
F - CANADA/ELVES
G - ENGLAND/THE TOOTH FAIRY
H - ACTIVE ADDICTION/MOONWALKING
A - ICELAND/ELVES
What is the only team in the NFL to neither host nor play in the Super Bowl?
Cleveland Browns
PICK OUT THE LIE..
A- A 'burning desire' in recovery is an overwhelming desire to use, hurt yourself, or hurt someone else.
B- The word 'okay' came from a club in upstate New Jersey and if you were a member you were considered "OKAY"
C- Using Internet Explorer leads to murder.
D- Mexican lemon imports prevent highway deaths.
B- The word okay came from a club in upstate New Jersey and if you were a member you were considered "OKAY"
The word 'okay' came from a club in upstate New York and if you were a member you were considered "OKAY"
When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, “In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago.” How old is she?
She’s 12.