I've Got This
You can't boil water in the new army helmets! They really are poorly designed.
What is irrelevant goals or functions?
I'm not a poor student. I just don't study very hard, when I study at all.
What is Distinction Without a Difference?
Why would anyone vote for Johnson? He is about as inspiring as a bowl of soggy cornflakes.
What is Ad Hominem Abusive?
Ever since we installed the internet in the dorms the number of students interested in majoring in Material Science has diminished.
What is False Cause?
How can you criticize people for gambling at the casinos? Gambling is perfectly legal in this state.
What is the Is-Ought Fallacy?
A piece of paper is as light as a feather. I can carry a box of paper - no problem!
What is Fallacy of Composition?
Please give this young man another chance to become a good and law-abiding citizen. He is too young to be locked away in prison and separated from his family.
What is Appeal to Pity?
I don't believe you; you got that information from the New York Times, which is almost always liberal.
What is Genetic Fallacy?
If you want to be comfortable -- just put one foot in a bucket of ice and the other in a bucket of coals.
What is the Fallacy of Moderation?
Being overweight leads to a shortened lifespan because it's unhealthy.
What is Begging the Question?
Representative Johnson has no grounds making any judgment about the President. It's been proven that he's a cheater himself.
What is Tu Quoque?
He worked for Amazon for the last 10 years, of course that is why he wants another distribution center in Ft. Myers!
What is Ad Hominem Circumstantial?
Daily Double
What if you showed up to co-op without having cool new clothes on? Go shop where everyone else does - Cool Kids on the Block!
What is Appeal to Fear and Mob Appeal?
A truly...interesting...film
What is Fallacy of Accent?
A spider bit me once, it got infected, and I had to go to the doctor for medicine. All spiders are dangerous.
What is Hasty Generalization?
Daily Double
My body needs fuel before I run this marathon. I better get some unleaded gas before heading over there. Of course, I'll only go to the expensive, special gas station - only the best for me.
What is Equivocation and Snob Appeal?
The United States is the richest country in the world. Therefore, everyone in the United States must be rich and live well.
What is Fallacy of Division?
The institution of marriage is as old as human history, and thus should be considered sacred.
What is Chronological Snobbery?
Sending 50,000 troops into this country will ensure that we will win the war. No one has proven that this won't work.
What is Appeal to Ignorance?
Ask any company where they'd rather locate and hire workers: a country with crumbling roads and bridges, or one that's committed to big-speed internet, high-speed railroads, and high-tech research and development?
What is False Dilemma or Bifurcation?
English majors are legendary for being lousy at math. Gordon is an English major, so he is not likely to do well in his algebra class.
What is Sweeping Generalization?
Daily Double
The average house contains 12,428 types of germs. Shouldn't you treat your house with Germ-Away spray today? It is the only spray recommended by singer, Taylor Swift.
What is Fake Precision and Illegitimate Authority?
If you eat too much candy, your teeth will decay. If you love someone too much, the relationship will deteriorate.
What is a false analogy?
Linda's mom won't let her get her ears pierced, because she wants to control her every move.
What is Strawman Fallacy?
Of course our school should start a hockey team. I have evidence right here that shows that students who participate in sports perform better academically.
What is Irrelevant Thesis?