Texas Politics
This skateboarding Whataburger lover was once a member of El Paso’s City Council.
Who is Beto O’Rourke?
A chocolate bar with a nougat base topped with caramel and peanuts
What is Snickers?
Tonto refers to the Lone Ranger by this nickname.
What is kemosabe?
Tennesseean
What is Nashville?
It’s a highly incendiary jellylike substance; Robert Duvall loved the smell of it in the morning.
What is napalm?
George W. Bush defeated this incumbent governor in 1994.
Who is Ann Richards?
A Snickers bar minus the peanuts
What is Milky Way?
When Anakin Skywalker donned Darth Vader’s helmet, he officially left the Jedi for this rival order.
Who are the Sith?
What is Austin?
It’s a close platonic relationship between two dudes.
What is a bromance?
The Dallas Convention Center is named after this former U.S. senator (1993 to 2013).
Who is Kay Bailey Hutchison?
Orange, yellow, and brown candy shells filled with peanut butter
What are Reese’s Pieces?
The Black Panther is the king of this fictional African nation.
What is Wakanda?
Globe
What is Boston?
AKA sudden-wealth syndrome, it’s the condition caused by too much money and consumerism.
What is affluenza?
Gov. Greg Abbott uses a wheelchair because one of these fell on him while he was jogging.
What is a tree?
Vaguely human-shaped soft candy with a coating of invert sugar and sour sugar
What are Sour Patch Kids?
This 1991 film featured a gang of bank robbers who wore masks of ex-presidents.
What is “Point Break”?
Deseret News
What is Salt Lake City?
Close-fitting stretch pants styled to look like denim trousers
What are jeggings?
This Bush is our Land Commissioner and is reportedly mulling a run for Attorney General.
Who is George P. Bush?
A chocolate bar filled with crispy rice and a caramel center
What is 100 Grand?
Randy Archer was Seth Rogen’s stunt double when he played this hero.
Who is the Green Hornet?
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What is Honolulu?
A 1980s program of taxes and trickle-down prosperity named after the man trying to implement it
What is Reaganomics?