Famous Albanians
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This Kosovo queen gave us "New Rules" to live our lives by, and enough confidence to get through anything...
Who is "Dua Lipa"?
If you go out with wet hair, she says you’ll catch this fatal disease within minutes.
What is "Promaja"?
He might not text back, but he will rev this car at a red light...
What is a "Mercedes-Benz"?
Xhamadani vija, vija
What is "O-osht Kosova, o-osht Shqipnia"?
This flaky, buttery national dish can be filled with cheese, spinach, or meat, and no one makes it better than Nona...
What is "byrek"?
He fought the entire Ottoman Empire with pure Albanian stubbornness and became a national icon.
Who is "Skënderbeg"?
When she says “bëje si të duash” (“do what you want”), she actually means this.
What is “don’t even think about it”?
He refuses to unfollow her, likes every photo, and comments fire emojis, but his excuse is always...
Hidhe vallen, lulja ime
Hidhe vallen ti, oh moj sorkadhe
What is "Valle, valle shqipëtare, Një beqar ke për të marr"?
This golden dessert: dough soaked in syrup, is an Albanian party essential. Sticky fingers guaranteed.
What is "Tulumba"?
She was born in Skopje, served humanity, won a Nobel Prize, and still stayed humble.
Who is "Mother Teresa"?
Nona says doing this grooming habit at night doesn’t make you cleaner, it gives you bad luck.
What is “cutting your nails”?
He says “I’ll tell my parents when the time is right” but this really means..
What is "He’s not serious about you"?
O i lumi unë
Ç'paska rritur nona
What is "Shtatin si selvie, Kangën po ja knojna"?
Albanians don’t need a birthday to eat this milk-soaked dessert, just an excuse and a spoon.
What is "Trileqe"?
This Albanian took "getting the bag" to another level by founding modern day Egypt.
Who is "Muhammad Ali Pasha"?
“Don’t sit on the cold floor” or else you’ll apparently lose this for life.
What is your fertility?
What is "your location"?
Oh, a ki sy me pa që zemra don me m'plasë?
Se sot, po pi për ty e vuj, se tjetrën e ki ngat
Oh, malli, malli, malli, malli, malli zemrën e ka marrë
In America, "Red Bull gives you wings", but in Albania we get our energy from...
What is "Golden Eagle"?
Not just making history in the Balkan's, this Albanian clocked in as Palestine's first Prime Minister in 1920.
Who is "Ahmed Hilmi Pasha"?
You get an itch on your left palm, reach to scratch it, and suddenly get yelled at by Nona.. why?
What is “you're about to lose money”?
She’s talked the most trash, but still wants to sound mature so she ends with...
Por unë besova, ën ty besova
Ke than që: "S'jam si ai", por njejt unë u lëndova
Ke than që nuk je si ai
Dole ma zi se ai
Ke than s'ëm lëndon si ai
Si ai, ai, ai
If your Bajram morning doesn’t include these fried dough clouds with feta or sugar, are you even Albanian?
What is "Petulla"?