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Who will you parents always compare you to?
Your distant cousin
What do you eat with every meal?
Rice
Where will you do your homework?
The kitchen table
When do you asian parents allow dating?
Never
How do you sneak out/hangout?
Blame it on a school project
Who will they always kiss up to?
Your teachers
What haircut will you get at least by the age of 3?
The bowl cut
Where will they grab you when yelling at you?
The ear
When do you add an egg to your food?
Always
How do they show you love?
Cut fruit for you
Who will your asian dad hate/pretend they don't exist?
Your boyfriend
What are the only 2 acceptable careers to asian parents?
Doctor & Lawyer
Where do they tell you that you will go to college when you're younger?
Harvard/Yale
When does the family eat together?
Dinner
How do they beat you?
Shoe/hand/wooden spoon
Who will always feed you a lot of food?
Grandma
What instrument will you be forced to play?
Violin
Where/what do you never put your feet on?
Books
When you go to someone's house, what do you bring?
Ferrero rocher chocolates
How do you start cleaning/first step of cleaning?
Sweeping
Who does your brother always end up dating?
A white girl
What is the number one rule in an asian house?
Shoes off at the door
Where will you be forced to get tutored?
Kumon
When can you never speak English?
When your grandparents are over
How do you be a good host?
Constantly offer snacks and drinks