What has bread on the outside and meat, lettuce, tomato's, and mayo on the inside...
A sandwhich
The most pop-ular drink is...
Coke
The President
Great pets
Dogs
You fly to Florida in an
Airplane
What are mothers often doing in the kitchen for their children...
Cooking
Competes against coke but is not as good
Pepsi
Gives you a ticket for drunk driving
Cop
You get milk from a...
Cow
Has 2 tires that you ride
Bike
You are cooking this food that goes in a bun over a camp fire
Hot dogs
You grind before you sip
Coffee
Solves mysterys
Detective
You ride on a...
Horse
Your driving when your car...
Breakdown
You get at a restaurant and they are from France
French fry's
When lady's go on a date they drink
Wine
Asks for your order
Waitress
The most selfish animal
Cat
If your car sounds like a flub flub flub...it has a...
Flat tire
You smell some thing good on a nearby grill its most likely...
Steak
Old guys will have a pot belly after years of training and drinking..
Beer
When you sue someone you get a
Lawer
Has to eat small pebbles every now and again...
Chicken
After 300000 miles cars will
Wear-out