Thanksgiving Jokes
"What key has legs and can't open a door?"
A Turkey
The orange vegetable commonly used as a symbol of Thanksgiving
pumpkin
What sport do Americans like to play and watch on Thanksgiving day?
football
The type of food which was NOT served at the first Thanksgiving.
corn on the cob
pumpkin
seafood
corn on the cob
The most popular main course on Thanksgiving
turkey
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had his own drumsticks
The indigenous people of North America who are a common symbol of Thanksgiving
the Native Americans or the Wampanoag tribe
A special parade in US for Thanksgiving
Macy's parade
What's the name of the area the Pilgrims reached when they arrived in the USA?
Massachusetts
The way people typically prepare potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner
mashed potatoes
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do America families do on Thanksgiving day?
They reunite.
The oldest documented turkey trot still takes place every year in which city?
Buffalo, New York
What's the name of the colony the Pilgrims started in the USA?
Plymouth Colony
What meat is the most popular alternative to turkey on Thanksgiving?
ham
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast Food
The English separatists who came to the United States in 1620
the Pilgrims
Which two NFL teams have played a game on Thanksgiving Day since 1966?
Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys
What did the Pilgrims and the Native Americans celebrate for the first time on Thanksgiving day?
the harvest
Which state produces the most cranberries?
Wisconsin
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google.
What's the name of the boat the Pilgrims came on?
The Mayflower
Which U.S. president was the first to officially pardon a turkey making it an annual event?
George H.W. Bush. In 1989 he "presented a Presidential pardon" to a "fine tom turkey"
How many colonists were living in America in 1620?
Approximately 2,499, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.
Which Founding Father once proclaimed, “No citizen of the U.S. shall refrain from turkey on Thanksgiving Day”?
Alexander Hamilton