Dell Products
Dell's brand of workstation?
What is Precision?
The original name of the Dell Storage Center
What is Compellent?
Something you don't want to find in your bed.
What is a horse's head?
The amount of revenue assigned to you at the start of the year.
What is a quota?
Dell's hyperconverged server.
What is VxRail?
EMC's mainframe attached storage solution
What is PowerMax?
Imported from Italy by Don Corleone
What is olive oil?
The money you are paid when you book revenue.
What is commission?
Vice Chairman of Dell Technologies
Who is Jeff Clarke?
Storage that only uses SSDs.
What is All Flash?
The Godfather's dim-witted son.
Who is Fredo?
A first meeting during which you try to understand the customer's situation.
What is Discovery?
Dell's original storage device
What is PowerVault?
A measure of how long it takes a storage system to retrieve data.
What is latency?
Don Corleone's most loyal and feared henchman
Who is Luca Brazzi?
What are business cards?
A piece of paper with your contact information on it.
Microsoft's version of Amazon Web Services
What is Azure?
A new and faster storage interface that has become the industry standard and is used by EMC's PowerMax
What is NVMe?
Where Sonny was machine-gunned to death
What is a toll-booth?
A drink for closers
What is coffee