Straw, wood, and bricks
What did the three little pigs use to build their houses?
In Burnaby, specifically the Burnaby hospital
Where were you born?
It turns to steam
What happens when you boil water?
"That was easy!"
What does the Staples easy button say?
A gherkin
What do british people call a pickle?
Clay (%), silt (%), and sand (%)
What are the three axes of a soil texture triangle?
Guitar and Drums
What instruments do you play primarily?
It closes the active window
What happens when you press Alt + F4?
"Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you."
What does the window's bluescreen say?
An aglet
What do you call the end covering of a shoelace?
Florida, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico
What are the three corners of the Bermuda triangle?
Shyga! the Sunlight Mound
What is your favourite album?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
It makes chloramine gas
"You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
What does Blondie famously say in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly?
Hook-and-loop fasteners
What do you really call Velcro?
What are the three main parts of a guitar?
The Binding of Isaac
What is the steam game that you have the most logged hours in?
It bubbles up and sprays hot liquid everywhere
What happens when you put ice in a deep fryer?
"Still hanging around."
What were Jeffery Epstein's last words?
An octothorpe
What do you really call a #?
Molasses, fortune, and jumble
What are three types of cookies
GmomentGrun
What is your reeeeally old twitter @?
It opens a little playable Pacman game with a custom map
What happens when you google "Google Pacman" or "Play Pacman"?
An aphthong