Let’s Get Coffee
This coffeeshop is a jack of all trades: Jazz, comedy, and open mic nights are all monthly features.
Hendershots
A two-digit number that is the base of our numerical system.
What is ten
This local restaurant has hours that claim to be 24/7, regardless of the fact they close at will throughout the week.
The Grille
These ancient plants are threatened to be removed with the demolition of a classic Athens eatery.
The trees by the Varsity
This UGA mascot is not a real dog, but instead is a person wearing an incredibly swole bulldog suit with a ginormous head.
This coffeehouse feels like home, complete with desk lamps and wooden furniture. Ole Reliable.
5 Points Jittery Joes
A female chicken.
Hen
This upscale fusion restaurant recently renamed to avoid potential controversy, despite the new name being dumb and a missed opportunity for improvement.
Dinner Party
After the implementation of streetspace into outdoor eating space during COVID, this central area of downtown has become a hub for the city.
College Ave square
This mascot is a real dog. Or dawg.
Uga
This snazzy coffee joint is the bougiest roaster in Athens and has an impeccable vibe (when they’re open inside, that is).
1000 Faces
An adverb that often starts a past tense clause in a sentence, usually used in story-telling.
Then
This chaotic crossroad is confusing to navigate and not for the faint of heart. It also happens to be on two of the busiest and oft-used roads in Athens.
The five points intersection
UGA instagram account transforming UGA student problems into sarcastic mantras.
UGA Affirmations
This UGA basketball mascot is objectively hilarious. Soft and squishy with great posture.
Spike
Three words: “No Wifi Weekends”
Buvez
An adverb of comparison.
Than
This institutional set of regulations dictates that even after hours, drivers must have a permit to park in designated lots or else pay by the hour.
UGA parking rules
A new weekly event of downtown to jam out. Drums provided.
Drum Circle
This coffeeshop is kind of a bad vibe. Chaotic energy impersonated. This is definitely a personal opinion.
Alps Road Jittery Joes
A formal-sounding contraction between two words, meaning “no you can’t."
Shant
This phenomenon is rare, but not rare enough - Frat boys install this industrial sound into their often-lifted trucks to the dismay of everyone within a ten mile radius.
Train horns
This Athens feature in Dudley Park was recently removed, despite its appearance in the classic R.E.M. album cover.
Trestle