Mario Kart Tracks
Arcade Games
ATJ Quotes
Peripherals
Snippets of the Back of the Box
400

This track is known as the shortest glitchless lap length in the modern entries.

What is Baby Park?

400

An arcade main stay for over a century, this simple game involves rolling a small ball into holes for different amounts of points.

What is Skee-Ball?

400

"Moths don't vibe."

Who is Luna?

400

The Skylanders franchise popularized the toys-to-life concept in gaming with their special peripheral to put the figures on: the "______ of Power".

What is Portal?

400

"Buckle up, and we're talking 5-point harness. [REDACTED] will propel your Dreamcast into warp-speed 3D adventure." "6 playable characters." "Jaw Dropping 3D Graphics." "Nearly 50 massive levels."

What is Sonic Adventure?

800

Debuting on the Wii, and returning on two other games, this track has an underwater tunnel section in the middle that is shaped like a pipe.

What is Koopa Cape?

800
There are many versions of smartphone games that are popular in modern arcades, including this "ascending" game with a funny synonym for "draw" in the title.

What is Doodle Jump?

800

"Oopsie-doodle, that's what I say when I doodle instead of do work, hee hee, doodle doodle."

Who is Puyo?

800

As Stephen Georg found out recently, one can use this unique, relatively retro peripheral to play Super Smash Bros for Wii U.

What are the DK Bongos?

800

"You are Snake, a government agent on a mission to regain control of a secret nuclear weapons base from terrorist hands..."

What is Metal Gear Solid?

1200

Mario Kart Wii used a faulty method of keeping track of lap progress, resulting in the absurd world record time of this track, the first Ultra Shortcut.

What is Grumble Volcano?

1200

Tim, Orson, Biggaboo, and Funky are lesser-known antagonists in a series of games based on this arcade classic.

What is Pac-Man?

1200

"And for the record, I will not be calling Native Americans 'ding a ding a ding indians.'"

Who is Bassoonist?

1200

This peripheral is probably the most popular example of a peripheral becoming a playable character in a future game.

What is R.O.B?

1200

DAILY DOUBLE!!!

What is Chrono Trigger?

1600

Do you think "___ Circuit" is over-used? Because this many characters have filled in that blank before.

What is six?

1600

Starting its life as a very rare 5v5 arcade machine, this game with a three-word title is one of the many games that have been played cooperatively on this server.

What is Killer Queen Black?

1600

"I heard big gay instead of big game and I was confused because I already am big gay."

Who is Drowse?

1600

Resident Evil 4 had the great idea to make a peripheral that looked like this unconventional weapon.

What is a chainsaw?

1600

"The fighting game you've been waiting for...

Purest fighting for purest fighting fans. No lightening bolts, no magic tricks, no weapons...

YOUR SURVIVAL IS ALL IN YOUR OWN HANDS."

What is Dead or Alive?

2000

DAILY DOUBLE!!!

Who is Rosalina?

2000

This arcade re-designing of a Nintendo console game series features two oversized joysticks, multiple buttons, and a pressure plate that you jump and run in place on (with convenient side bars that players can hold their hands on).

What is Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games?

2000

"I was thinking about penetration."

Who is Ricky?

2000

Before the Wii Balance Board, Nintendo put out this peripheral for the NES, which was a lot more problematic.

What is the Roll n' Rocker?

2000

"The first 4D action game ever...only on Xbox! The 4th dimension is time."

What is Blinx: The Time Sweeper?

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