True or False: Francisco once pooped his pants while in high school
False
Memes flooded the internet after the mansion of Sean "Diddy" Combs was raided only to find a large quantity (1,000) of this product
Baby Oil
Wendy's
This is Francisco's preferred seat to take in an airplane
Aisle Seat
This Puerto Rican phrase is usually said after you're full after eating a big meal
"Que Jartera"
This is the number of zeros there are in 1 billion
9: 1,000,000,000
This is the new WNBA sensation who's breaking viewership records due to her style of play
Caitlin Clark
One of the most historic rap beefs took place this year between these two iconic rappers
Drake and Kendrick Lamar
Francisco invented this new phrase to use whenever somebody interrupts or completely ignores you
"Basically Michael Jordan"
Batman, Ronald McDonald, Miles Morales
Family Nicknames/People They Look Like:
El Frankie (Batman), Daly (Ronald McDonald), Ale (Literalmente Igualito)
Scoville Units are used to measure how _______ the food is
Spicy/Hot
Before it was cool, Francisco got utterly cancelled after saying this to a girl
She Has a Moustache
Puerto Rico won two bronze medals in these events during this summer's Olympic Games
Women's 100m Hurdles & Wrestling
Francisco once had to awkwardly explain that he wasn't wearing Jordans. Instead, he was rocking this shoe brand
Fubu
"Mama's Boy" is a Spanish song by Eladio Carrion. Francisco not only loves this song, but he can also be heard many times singing this specific set of lyrics aloud in honor of La Migdal
"Si en otra vida no eres mi madre que ni me den luz"
This is the sad number of likes Francisco got on his Puerto Rico Instagram Post
38
Rank these things Francisco hates from most to least favorite:
1. Getting a Haircut
2. El Calor En La Casa de Abuela Lolyn
3. People Capping Cuando Hay Visita and Bringing Me Into a Conversation I Don't Want To Be a Part Of
4. Seeing Law & Order on the TV
5. Spending Money
1. El Calor En La Casa de Abuela Lolyn
2. Seeing Law & Order on the TV
3.. People Capping Cuando Hay Visita and Bringing Me Into a Conversations I Don't Want To Be a Part Of
4.. Spending Money
5. Getting a Haircut