ENTRETAINMENT
FOOD
FRANCISCO
LINK
PUERTO RICO
RANDOM
SPORTS
100
This delicious combination of fries, gravy, cheese curds, and toppings of your choice makes up this Canadian dish
Poutine
100
This is the new WNBA sensation who's breaking viewership records due to her style of play
Caitlin Clark
200
Memes flooded the internet after the mansion of Sean "Diddy" Combs was raided only to find a large quantity (1,000) of this product
Baby Oil
200
You can enjoy the Baconator, a burger consisting of a half pound of fresh British beef, American cheese, 6 species of crispy Applewood smoked bacon, Heinz ketchup, and Heizn mayo in this fast-food restaurant
Wendy's
200
This is Francisco's preferred seat to take in an airplane
Aisle Seat
200
This Puerto Rican phrase is usually said after you're full after eating a big meal
"Que Jartera"
200
This is the number of zeros there are in 1 billion
9: 1,000,000,000
200
These were the two teams that faced off in this summer's Copa America Final
Argentina vs Colombia
300
One of the most historic rap beefs took place this year between these two iconic rappers
Drake and Kendrick Lamar
300
This dairy product is the most stolen grocery store item
Cheese
300
Francisco invented this new phrase to use whenever somebody interrupts or completely ignores you
"Basically Michael Jordan"
400
Scoville Units are used to measure how _______ the food is
Spicy/Hot
400
Before it was cool, Francisco got utterly cancelled after saying this to a girl
She Has a Moustache
400
Batman, Ronald McDonald, Miles Morales
Family Nicknames/People They Look Like:
El Frankie (Batman), Daly (Ronald McDonald), Ale (Literalmente Igualito)
400
Puerto Rico won two bronze medals in these events during this summer's Olympic Games
Women's 100m Hurdles & Wrestling
500
"Mama's Boy" is a Spanish song by Eladio Carrion. Francisco not only loves this song, but he can also be heard many times singing this specific set of lyrics aloud in honor of La Migdal
"Si en otra vida no eres mi madre que ni me den luz"
500
In the UFC, men weighing in the 135-145 lbs threshold fight at this weight class
Featherweight
600
This is the news station Franciso interned at during his senior year
Northern News Now
700
"I burst into the restroom like the Kool-Aid man and, behold, the handicap stall was empty. Sun rays from the adjacent window shone upon it, as if it were a gift from God himself. It took me less than .5 seconds to undo my belt buckle, pull down my pants, and finally relax my weary buttocks upon the toilet seat. It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, liquified souls of an entire bag's worth of _______ cried as they burned through my sphincter and into the watery abyss below. I had never felt such simultaneous relief and anguish in my life. After 30 more minutes of this, I immediately went home, dug a hole in my backyard, and burned the remaining bag of _____. I leave with this; do not, I repeat do NOT eat these spawns of Satan."
This is one of many graphic reviews of the horrible side effects of sugar-free _____, one of Daly's favorite sweet treats.
Gummy Bears
800
Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of this food sticking to the roof of your mouth
Peanut Butter
800
This U.S. state, which was part of the original 13 colonies, has birthed the most U.S. presidents with 8
Virginia
1000
This is the number of seasons La Migdal's favorite show, Law & Order, has
24 seasons
1000
Rank these things Francisco hates from most to least favorite:
1. Getting a Haircut
2. El Calor En La Casa de Abuela Lolyn
3. People Capping Cuando Hay Visita and Bringing Me Into a Conversation I Don't Want To Be a Part Of
4. Seeing Law & Order on the TV
5. Spending Money
1. El Calor En La Casa de Abuela Lolyn
2. Seeing Law & Order on the TV
3.. People Capping Cuando Hay Visita and Bringing Me Into a Conversations I Don't Want To Be a Part Of
4.. Spending Money
5. Getting a Haircut
1000
Valentina Vassyilyeva was a Russian peasant who holds the Guinness World Record for being the woman who birthed the most children in her life span with this staggering number.
69