NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND
MAGAZINES IN OTHER WORDS

ONE-SYLLABLE BODY PARTS
HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?
GENERAL HOSPITAL
100

Overreact much, Miss Muffet? One of these of the order Araneae maxes out at 1.17 miles per hour

a spider

100

"Humans":
Very famous humans, including the annual Most Arousing Male Human Still Breathing

People

100

It includes the pharynx & parts of the trachea & the esophagus

the throat

100

With a pillow & mattress made from this "spring-back" foam; perhaps you recall that engineer Charles Yost invented it

memory foam

100

A code of this color is widely used to call out a medical emergency all over the facility

code blue

200

Proverbially, "a watched" this "never boils"

a pot

200

"She":
Always in fashion, & en Français, s'il vous plaît!

Elle

200

Named for its shape, it spans from the heel to the ball of the foot

the arch

200

The pineal gland in my brain is secreting the right amount of this hormone that's also an antioxidant, so just fine

melatonin

200

A sling type of this, a stretcher with an elevated headrest, can have 6 wheels & has 6 letters

a gurney

300

Slow & steady won the race for this Aesop character

the Tortoise

300

"Adequate Home Maintenance":
Will you give your approval to its seal?

Good Housekeeping

300

It's one of the layers of cartilage seen here

a disc

300

Better now that I've got these window coverings that sound like they simulate a power outage to stop all light from coming in

blackout curtains

300

This machine can restore a regular heartbeat by using electric currents... are we clear?

a defibrillator

400

The unau is a type of this slow-moving mammal that hangs around in trees

a sloth

400

"Sophisticated":
Take our quiz on its famous quizzes!

Cosmopolitan

400

The occipital one in the brain processes visual information

lobe

400

Really well after a hot bath infused with the essential oil of this fragrant purple flower, a noted natural sleep aid

lavender

400

One factor for a newborn entering the NICU, short for this, is a birth weight of less than 5.5 pounds

neonatal intensive care unit

500

If you're "as slow as" this product made by the open kettle method "in January"... you're pretty darn slow

molasses

500

"An Ocean":
Dive into politics, pop culture, tech & other stuff

The Atlantic

500

Macrophages destroy old or damaged cells when blood passes through this organ

the spleen

500

Like millions of other Americans with the mask known by this 4-letter name to combat my sleep apnea

a CPAP

500

Have issues with your blood? Head over to this department, the study of blood diseases & of blood-forming organs

hematology

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