Auba did what??
True or False: Auba's beard is always evenly shaved?
idk check his beard right now. just kidding the answer is false
"So I called up the Captain
'Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here
Since 1969'"
Hotel California
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows
True or False: Auba has worn two different coloured dress shoes to work
false.. just kidding it's true have you met auba???
In what year was Auba born?
1973
What is Auba's secret ingredient to Boiling Water? hint: it's a fruit
Mango
Mum can you please explain further
"She's headed for the cheatin' side of town"
Lyin' Eyes
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
I still got no eye deer
When Auba loses his shoe where should you look?
Under his pillow!!
How old is Auba?
a) 100% 26 years of age
b) 52
c) 51
d) 49
C: 15...reversed
If you ask Auba for help with Math homework he is going to:
a) help you but get everything wrong
b) Ignore you
c) say “Give me 10 minutes”. Less than 5 minutes later you will hear “This video will teach you the easiest way to learn…” coming from the TV downstairs.
d) say “Give me 10 minutes”. forget about it. and proceed to not help you with you math homework.
C: say “Give me 10 minutes”. Less than 5 minutes later you will hear “This video will teach you the easiest way to learn…” coming from the TV downstairs.
"Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet"
Desperado
How do you burn 200 calories without exercise?
Just leave brownies in the oven for 2 hours!
How old are Auba's favourite slippers?
a) Ancient, scientists can't even conclude the oldness of these slippers
b) 14 years
c) 9 years
d) Brand new!
B: 14 years
Who is Auba's favourite singer? (not band)
Glenn Frey
Auba could probably fill a bucket with unused _____ that Jess and Zack have given him.
a) Funky Socks
b) Ties
c) Handmade mugs
d) Handmade coupon books
D: Handmade coupon books, he doesn't like to tear out the pages <3
"You're walking away and they're talking behind you
They will never forget you 'til somebody new comes along"
New Kid in Town
Why have we never seen a dog bowl?
because dogs dont bowl!
If Auba were to have a say in proper work attire he would say?
A) Argue that flip-flops are suitable footwear for ANY occasion and we would all be more productive
B) Wearing pants with the tag very visibly out is VERY cool
C) Advocate that plaid shirts be banned
B) wearing pants with the tag very visibly out is VERY cool
What fruit does Auba refuse to eat?
a) Blueberries
b) Pineapple
c) Strawberries
d) Oranges
C: Strawberries, trust me I've tried -Jess
When Dad picks up food from his frequented soup place, he goes by the name “Steve” as with the name “Aubrey” people get confused. One time, Dad ordered some soup to-go and was waiting when an old friend approached him. They talked for a while and when the soup guy called out “Order for Steve!” What did he do in this scenario?
a) grab the soup and explain to his friend he goes by steve
b) ignore the guy calling out his name (Steve) and pretend it isn't him
c) leave so his friend doesn't think its weird
d) grab the soup and now his friend thinks his name is steve
b) ignore the guy calling out his name (Steve) and pretend it isn't him
.. Inevitably the soup guy came to him and gave him the soup for Steve… and the friend was reasonably confused.
"Well, I'm running down the road tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on my mind"
Take it Easy
There were 30 cows in a field and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
10, 20 ate chickens
What fear does Auba have that's easily squashed with a shoe?
spiders
Where is Auba ticklish?