President Mitch
A 'fine' excuse
Rotary member 101
100
The gross national product of a second-world country.
What is the total amount of fines President Mitch collected during his reign?
100
You tell him you're a member of Auburn Rotary and he'll let you go. You've been fined enough
What is what you tell a police officer to try and get out of a ticket?
100
Rotary member who you are most likely to see last.
Who is Scott Queen?
200
A degree in collections.
What is President Mitch's third college degree?
200
You don't have money to pay your taxes because you had to spin the wheel too many times this month.
What is what do you tell the state tax collector?
200
Member of Auburn Rotary with 39 years of attendance.
Who is Dave Breninger
300
FINEally
What is has President Mitch made enough to retire?
300
I would thank you for your service but I need fine money at Rotary this week.
What is the reason you explain to the bartender why you couldn't give a tip?
300
Rotary member who paid the most fines this year.
Who is Bill Kirby?
400
Little Mitch
What is what has President Mitch always wanted to be called?
400
I was working a second job to pay my fines.
What is what you tell Bill Jensen when he asks why you missed last week's meeting?
400
President Mitch's key informant aka "rat"
Who is Bill Radakovitz?
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