Get Off My Lawn
This modern hand-held device allows your grandchildren to ignore you in high definition while staring at a glowing rectangle.
WHAT IS A SMART PHONE
This is what you yell at the television set when the local meteorologist misses the rain forecast by a mile.
WHO IS THE LYING WEATHERMAN
Before wireless remote controls were invented, this unfortunate family member was the designated channel changer.
WHO IS THE YOUNGEST CHILD
This popular dance craze of the early 1960s required you to twist your hips while pretending to put out a cigarette on the floor.
WHAT IS THE TWIST
This is the universal, high-tech response to fixing any slow laptop, jammed printer, or frozen smart TV.
What is turning it off and back on again?
It is the invisible, mysterious force that causes you to walk into the kitchen and completely forget why you are there.
WHAT IS A SENIOR MOMENT
The terrifying high-speed adventure known as driving 45 miles per hour in the fast lane with your left blinker on for three miles.
WHAT IS A SUNDAY DRIVE
This heavy, clunky contraption required an actual finger workout just to dial your local grocery store.
WHAT IS A ROTARY DIAL PHONE
The ultra-strong, greasy men's hair grooming cream advertised with the slogan "A little dab'll do ya."
WHAT IS BRYLCREEM
This is the invisible, magical floating storage facility where your tech-savvy grandchildren claim all your digital family photos live.
WHAT IS THE CLOUD
The loud, rhythmic sound you make on the recliner that proves you are deeply relaxed during the boring parts of the evening news.
WHAT IS SNORING
This sneaky item constantly hides under the couch cushions, in the refrigerator, or magically rests right on top of your own head.
WHAT ARE YOUR READING GLASSES
The festive 1960s dinner party masterpiece made of lime Jell-O, canned pineapple, and an alarming amount of mayonnaise.
WHAT IS A CONGEALED SALAD
or JELLO MOLD SALAD
This physical coin used to be enough to buy a gallon of gasoline, a comic book, and a fountain soda.
WHAT IS TWO-BITS or a QUARTER
The stressful, automated security test that forces you to prove you are a human being by finding traffic lights in blurry pictures.
What is a CAPTCHA test?
This sacred comfort-first clothing choice is famous for being pulled up dangerously close to the ribcage.
WHAT ARE HIGH-WAISTED PANTS
The only aerobic exercise routine left that you genuinely practice on a daily basis.
WHAT IS JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS
This magical piece of living room furniture doubled as a record player, a liquor cabinet, and a massive wooden anchor.
What is a console stereo?
The legendary Saturday morning routine of eating sugary cereal in pajamas and watching cartoons until noon.
WHAT IS A MISSSPENT YOUTH
This is the text messaging habit where you accidentally scream at your loved ones because you hit the button with the arrow pointing up.
WHAT IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS
The forbidden white substance your doctor tells you to cut back on, even though it makes cardboard taste like food.
WHAT IS SALT
The four-letter word you mutter when you drop your entire weekly pill organizer onto the bathroom floor.
What is "fudge"? (Or a less polite equivalent!)
Before GPS navigation, this massive folded paper item exploded across your steering wheel and could never be refolded properly.
What is a road map?
This kitchen appliance weighed 400 pounds and dispensed ice cubes that somehow always tasted faintly of frozen peas.
WHAT IS AN OLD SCHOOL REFRIGERATOR
The mysterious, tiny square pattern you are supposed to scan with your phone camera just to read a dinner menu.
WHAT IS A QR CODE
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