Quirky Aunt Joann
The "proper" way to burp according to Aunt Joann
What is with your mouth closed (see @Gail for further detail)
In what class did Aunt Joann write Uncle Richie's papers?
What is English class
Al Dietz
Who is older - Uncle Rich or Uncle Bert?
Uncle Bert
Joann's Camaro was repainted by which of the following colors by mistake:
- Silver
- White
- Green
- Hot Pink
What is white
The preferred word Aunt Joann uses to call what is typically called a "fart"
What is a doozie
The name of the high school and mascot of said high school that they met at
Hicksville High School - Go Comets!
Name the famous golfer Uncle Rich peed next to at a urinal at the golf course named after him
Arnold Palmer
Which of the following initials were of another potential suitor for Joann?
-ZB
-YC
-AQ
-FM
What is FM
The name of Aunt Joann's long-time running Words with Friends rival
Richierich06
What is Jamaica
You Suck
What is red wine
The object Rich and Joann often shared while dating:
- a toothbrush
- clothing
- eyeglasses
- cell phone
what is a toothbrush
On any given Home Goods run, this item can be purchased to scare the crapola out of the cashier
What is a giant scary fish statue
The luxurious locale in which Uncle Rich proposed to Aunt Joann
What is Hooters
What is Toni
What are Aunt Joann and Uncle Rich's middle names?
Aunt Joann - Marie
Uncle Rich - Joseph
Rich nearly brought home a pet as a present for Joann. It was which of the following?
- a goldfish
- a cat
- a dog
- a rock
What is a dog
The flower Aunt Joann has suggested her future grandchildren refer to her as instead of Grandma
What is Tulip
4/7/1984
What happened the day Elise and Steve got married on July 4th 1983?
Dave Righetti threw a no hitter for the Yanks
The name of the town where Aunt Joann and Uncle Rich had their first apartment
Huntington
Uncle Rich's favorite dating garment was:
- air jordans sneakers
- a leather tassel jacket
- pink socks
- yankees baseball cap
What is a leather tassel jacket