What is monopoly
I played these positions
I did this the first time I was drunk
Pet a girl because I thought she was a dog
I ran a whole play in this sport illegally
what is football
I had to go to the hospital because of this
constipation
I did this to get a Saturday School
I got ejected from a game for this reason
We played this game with two cars
Hostage
I did this when I lost a race
I wore this everyday to school
a baseball hat
I did this during summers growing up
Trips all over the place with my daycare
I rode in this for 20 minutes
What is a trunk
This is the only sport I played all four years
what is baseball
I broke this electronic devise with a nickel
what is a TV
I used this line to break-up with a girl
"I'm gay"
I used this to play fetch with my dog
This was the furthest I ever traveled for a baseball tournament
What is a 16 hour drive to Omaha, Nebraska
"The railroad"
I said this to a cop questioning us if we were vandalizing a park
"Only if you call tearing it up on the swings a crime"
I did this to get after school detention
What is stabbing a person with a pencil
I saved this person's life
I bought this as a pet during a tournament
a goldfish
Me grant and Tony built this
a hangout on an island in the middle of the river
I did this to Glover because he told me I wouldn't
spit on his you know
I played this sport with a broken arm and no cast
sand soccer