Shit dad ACTUALLY says
Disney Parks
Utah
100

dad's favorite vacation was at this island

where is Belize (San Pedro)

100

the name of the train-like ride that can serve as transportation between parks

what is the monorail

100

this is the name of the pizza restaurant on campus

what is the pi

200

when dad gets tipsy, we describe him using this adjective

what is squiffy

200

the ride that is inside the epcot ball

what is spaceship earth

200

the name of the place where Isabelle goes dancing

what is dusty boot dancing (or dusty boot)
300

the first thing that dad says when someone "borrows" his headphones

what is "I want them back, ok?"

300

where we bought the magnetic remy plush

where is california adventure (pixar shop)

300

this is the amount of times Isabelle goes line dancing per week

what is 3 (Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday)

400

this was how many words dad got on his birthday card this year

what is 16

400

the is the rabbit that stands right before you enter CA Adv.

who is oswald

400

this is how many people are in Isabelle's immediate swing group

what is 7 (shawn, owen, addisyn, sam, brielle, trevor, and eleanor)

500

the thing that dad says when quizzing us on a fact we have never heard before

what is "I have said this millions of times!"

500

these rides recently closed at Hollywood Studios

what are muppet vision 3D and rock'n'rollercoaster

500

this is every class Isabelle is taking this semester (there are 4)

What are chemistry, public speaking, human development, and nursing

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