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Where will you be able to find the nine reindeer?
It depends on where you left them.
What do you call Santa Claus when he’s on a break?
Santa Pause!
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
Why is Santa good at karate?
Because he has a black belt
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
What is Santa’s favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house!
What kind of pictures do elves take?
Elfies
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What do snowmen do when they’re angry at you?
Give you the cold shoulder
What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Nothing, reindeer can’t talk
It is red and white, it is moving in circles, and it is red and white again. What is it?
Santa’s clothes are inside a washing machine
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers
Where do elves go to vote?
The North Poll
I hide around the house, moving during the night. Santa sent me to see who’s naughty and nice. What am I?
The Elf on the Shelf
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper
Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball
Why did the Christmas tree join the music band?
Because it had the perfect pitch!
How does a snow globe feel?
A little shaken!
Who will never be hungry during Christmas?
A stuffed turkey!
When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
Every year
What was Santa's favorite subject in school?
Chemistree.
I’m green, and grumpy and stole Christmas one night. But then my heart grew, and I set everything right. Who am I?
The Grinch
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
What's Santa's favorite candy?
Jolly Ranchers!