Who is our current president?
Joe Biden.
What is 25 x 25?
625.
Is a raspberry a fruit or a vegetable?
Fruit.
What boy scout troop is Anthony J. Celio in?
Troop 405.
Is Isaac Newton a man or a woman?
A man.
About how many people did the black death kill?
About 200 million.
What is the Pythagorean theorem?
A2 + B2 = C2.
Is/are (a) lychee a fruit, a vegetable, a berry, or a wheat?
Fruit.
A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible?
It’s called gravity. She kicked it up.
Who wrote the Lord of the Rings?
J.R.R. Tolkien.
Which European discovered America?
Leif Erikson.
How do you convert Fahrenheit to Celsius?
First, subtract 32 and then multiply by 5/9.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age.
Who was the last Pharaoh of Egypt?
Cleopatra VII
What is slope-intercept form for writing an equation for a straight line?
y = mx + b.
How hot is the Carolina Reaper on the Scoville scale?
About 2,200,000 million on the Scoville scale.
What is your body's largest organ?
The skin.
A rancher had 500 cows and took one shot that got them all. How did he do it?
Chester A. Arthur.
What is the circles theorem?
If two lines from the same point are both tangent to a circle, then the line from the point to the center of the circle bisects the angle formed by the two tangents, and the point is equidistant from the two points of tangency.
What is the spiciest thing in the world?
The Dragon's Breath Chile.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly.
What do an island and the letter “t” have in common?
They are both in the middle of water.